Sejohn E. Serowik

Host-Companion of The Say Report, consummate amateur, and all around 'so-so' kinda' guy.

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Sometimes my social anxiety mixes with work stress and it gets so bad that I worry about the things I "said" in a big work meeting only to remind myself that thinking really hard is not the same as saying things out loud.

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@PapaJohns @JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM

This one might be too easy?

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@The_Davenporter That rare scene where the show can afford to get the whole cast together.

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Sometimes, in my lowest moments, I hear an echo through time....

"BUCKEYES!...

HEAR MY CRY!!"

@docileplatypus , thank you for giving me the opportunity to be in the room for some of the best art I ever had a hand in. Truly.

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@captain_117 Imagine a year one Bruce Banner....

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@MBMBaM Saw NatM (I think in Imax? which might explain this) and swore I saw a boom. Told that story years later and got called out. Convinced a group to watch it.

No boom.

It haunted me for years.

This 6 year old tweet thread might have just cured a deep anxiety within me.

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Welcome to my TEDtalk-

"Verisimilitude in the age of the Multiverse; or How I Learned to stop worrying about 'The Canon' and Love Postmodern Consumerism."

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And you failed me Google.

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@sortedfood

I'm learning to be a better Normal, while using Sidekick (& screaming & crying a bit BUT getting better). I wanted to post my go at the Chili, Baked eggs, & Tostadas.

(P.s. things have sucked in the US tonight but your recipe helped my family feel a little better.)

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A cold realization; Morgan Spurlock won the battle but McDonald's won the war.

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@DevonDDecker @pinkmattur Nah, every movie deserves a second chance.

Not a third, necessarily.

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@Apocalypto_12 Fam has had for the last week. The guilt is real. We behaved ourselves for 2 years and all we feel is shame because the state got lax so we tried a few things, then BOOM.

The best way to tackle guilt is to be on our best behaviour going forward. You're not alone. None of us are.

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@scottjohnson Have at it. This sounds cool.

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Want to send a copy of "Antiracist Baby" to a library in Cruz's district but

1) From what I can tell there isn't a library in his district (let me know if there is asap)

2) The HPL branch near his office actually has a few copies already.

Where should I send this copy instead?

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"I'm feeling."boomer-y" in my old age. What's a meme my dad would post on Facebook but I laughed at....

Ah, here we go..."

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Kid Rock cut up an American flag and threw it on the ground for a Superbowl halftime performance once and he's popping off in certain circles again, but sure let's talk about how the mere presence of black artists at a performance celebrating LA's history is an insult to America.

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@McElroyFamily No context given. No context needed.

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@JustinMcElroy Still listening every week, still laughing my ass off. It's pretty simple.

Thankyou.

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This may be a shock to some people, but one person (semi)misrepresenting my feelings on the "antiwork" movement doesn't immediately make me toss away my deep seeded belief in the "antiwork" movement.

Employees should be treated like fucking human beings.

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@DevonDDecker @TheSayReport @Fournier_09 Sorry, "Epicsode." To be fair, anyone who listens probs was ready for that faux pas though.

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@DevonDDecker @TheSayReport @Fournier_09 I love my pod brother but we literally called it in the episode and I said I'd be okay with it.

Because of Josh Peck I am 100% okay with it.

Lolol. Still not sure I love the show though.