Selby

yo pierre you wanna come out ere?

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Players registered with the Wythenshawe FCVets for the 26/27 season:

✅ Usain Bolt
✅ Antonio Valencia
✅ Emile Heskey
✅ Papiss Cissé
✅ Joleon Lescott
✅ Danny Drinkwater
✅ Marc Albrighton
✅ Stephen Ireland
✅ Nedum Onuoha
✅ Maynor Figueroa
✅ Erik Pieters
✅ Kyle Bartley
✅ Adrian Mariappa
✅ George Boyd
✅ Martyn Waghorn
✅ Oumar Niasse
✅ Jefferson Montero
✅ Keiren Westwood
✅ Paul McShane

I really really really really really want to be able to manage them on FM27… 😂

[Luke Thurlow @luke_1871]

Anyone who thinks this is remotely ok is off the head

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

I think this might be because Muslims are terrorists and tend to randomly explode whereas Catholics don’t really do that

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

Great to hear that Egypt will be taking down its 8.7 mile long, 23 feet high, 60 feet below ground, border wall with Gaza. Fantastic news.

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[Simon Fox @SimonFoxWriter]

Apparently the term "Far Right" now means anyone who is angry about attempted beheadings on our streets.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Britain doesn't have a racism problem, it has an immigration problem.

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

A Restore Britain Government, with the British people's approval, would put Vickrum Digwa to death.

[Alex @AlexLFC31]

Played 91 minutes of football out of a possible 3420 minutes 5 sub appearances 1 goal, it was 10 games to qualify for a medal before 2013 also btw.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

You can clearly tell they’re not used to winning PL titles because that’s now how it works mate…

[Nate💥💥🇬🇧🇮🇹 @4ubam3gangbang]

Offset it by deporting 3 Pakistani families on benefits.

[Hugh Anthony @TheHughAnthony]

STOP
HIRING
FOREIGN
DELIVERY
DRIVERS

[- @JoshLFC1909]

Eriksen had a heart attack and he’s still better, show some respect

[JamesChatsFooty @JamesChatsFooty]

Swap Bruno and Odegaard around and we'd be 12th and Arsenal would have won the league in march

[maikeeJ @maikeeeJ]

Merino and Zubimendi ran off to Arsenal for trophies and Sociedad still won one first 😭😭

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Funniest thing about this is, the referee for this game was also Paul Tierney.

[T @Talhaa10_]

if clubs are taking the piss out of arsenal like this on socials, imagine what players are saying behind the scenes 😭😭😭nobody respects them

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.