"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a monkey"
"...we can do a monkey"
"a space monkey, no non-electric canons, no aoe slop"
"i'll make you a very good space monkey. bubble shields, glasses, scientist and everything"
looking for a gf, she must:
- love me (optional)
- have a short range tesla cannon
- be able to jump long distances
- turn angry as her ultimate
- have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
it's sad how many guys are this insecure though. I hit gm and held high elo for years and there's a bunch of girls out there better than me. every game I play there's girls in the top ranks I could only dream of hitting. just be happy with your partners achievements
To end gender stereotypes, I will be boosting low elo men in exchange u have to e-date me
Hmu if u are 5โ10+, 21-28 yrs old, wonโt ghost me when we hit masters together
Me: 130LP Jungler, 5โ3 115lbs
Drew Levin will be confused y Iโm the higher LP one when he bans us โฅ๏ธ