Selena May

Breast cancer survivor & reiki master currently in my suburban New Jersey era.

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Flying out of Newark to New Orleans and the amount of Eagles fans yelling “go birds” during the boarding process is making me feel alive again for the first time in years.

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@megwhyte I SAID THE SAME THING TO JASON!

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The Wordle Bot is a cheater, a liar, and my newest nemesis.

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There is no way The Bot solved Wordle in 2 tries today.

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I love reading about everyone’s year-end recaps and lists of all your favorite / life changing things, shows, books, products, tools, trips, music, sweaters, podcasts, hacks, experiences.

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I’ve spent way too much time and money in various Summit Medical offices over the last 3 months. 😑

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@stanton_jones It’s so messy

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On a personal note: Fuck the entire month of October as a staff, record labor, and as a motherfuckin’ crew.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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@Gabbage215 Too real

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Is that your way of acknowledging that an estimated 43,700 people die from breast cancer in the US each year? Are those tombstones a cute lil’ way of including funerals in your list of celebrations?

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@PartyCity “choose your celebration” over an imagine of a cemetery for a breast cancer awareness month email campaign was an *interesting* choice.

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@kellybergin I’m sending you lots of love as you navigate this unexpected outcome. You made a brave choice and I’m proud of you. Now go enjoy the hell out of your summer!

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@ashcaramanica Honestly it isn’t even *that big*

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LOL I accidentally ordered the large print version of a book but it’s actually the perfect size print 🤡

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“I don’t really eat meals on the weekends. Just a lot of snacks. They aren’t even healthy!”

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Elise is telling the entire nail salon all of our business.

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My FYP has never been better! 🌊

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(The bagel store is selling Prime now)

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The absolute chokehold that Prime has over Patrick.

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@ashcaramanica @surrealsermons Yes where can I donate