Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man

Norman Düdgui, Regular Man. if you smoke cigarettes and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

good news everyone im off of drugs and back on my bullshit

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

thanks for the free drugs, loser

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

this happened to me too only i was fine bc i was already doing GHB recreationally

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

pretty sure the sugar daddy i tried to have in college roofied me and i was just so aggressively an alcoholic i tanked it and he fucked off mad it didn’t work cause Huh

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

this happened multiple times and i bodied those bitchheesss

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

i'm so glad i snuck out to drink and party as a teen because i didn't turn 21 until the pandemic started and the people my age who waited til adulthood to socialize are developmentally where me and my friends were at 15

[Pribaris 🇲🇻🇺🇦 @Pribaris]

People really underestimate just how much being a completely unrebellious, obedient teen can damage your future adulthood

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

there are methods of making jerky that aren't shelf stable but like why aren't we just assuming it's human jerky

[Hana Katana ⚔️😷🏴🏳️‍🌈 🍉 THEY/THEM @KatanaSpeaks]

You don't freeze jerky.

Cannibalism is nothing new to these wealthy white supremacist patriarchs. They ate Black people during chattel slavery and never stopped because slavery still exists.

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@LezbollahMothra honestly major congratulations, you made it long enough that heroin doesn't even exist on the street market anymore! there's no going back now

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

there is only ONE ethical form of surrogacy and that's when a lesbian couple and a gay couple are best friends who want to become quadruparents

[buraq🍉🇸🇩 @hluebucks]

surrogacy is evil af. no idc if you're infertile no idc if you're gay

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

i tried joining a communist org looking for this experience only i actually was the smartest person there. their only goal was to "sign people up for the communist party" and didn't believe me when i described how making a database of self identified communists was a bad idea

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

I think every socialist should join an org mostly just so you know what’s it’s like to be in a room where you’re not the smartest person

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@FurFest ??? SeaTac ??? the Seattle Tacoma international airport ???

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@slimengrimen @Heartfangss_2 there's an incalculable number of harmless paraphilias and like, what, 3 bad ones? incest / pedophilia / beastiality? you're not talking about paraphilia, you're talking about abuse, and this misuse of language really does make people think the harmless ones are bad too

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@slimengrimen @Heartfangss_2 i'm worried you don't seem to know what "paraphile" means. it means anyone with a fetish that isn't heterosexual missionary. if you like feet you're a paraphile. balloon kink? paraphile. furry? paraphile.

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@brihindthescene @GettingBucketzz that makes this so much worse he's not even ripping off strangers his scamming his NEIGHBORS

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@brihindthescene @NyetflixNoChill this guy would take your last dollar even if he knew it would kill you

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@brihindthescene @NyetflixNoChill he fucking hates you

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@brihindthescene actually it's ok to steal from this small business

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

the only ethical thing to do here is snap the disc in half and leave. and if they do it again? car bomb

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

Went to the thrift store today and found the sims computer game in with the movies and I was so pumped and the guy that runs the store started googling it in front of me and told me that it was priced wrong because "an original sealed copy for the computer can go for $300+"

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

"ew, no?" no malice. just genuine confusion and minor disgust

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

someone tried to hand me a baby once and while not intending to be rude, my instinctual response was akin to someone trying to hand me a wet rag off the sidewalk

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

The last time i was around an infant someone rightfully was like, to me, no prompting “this doesnt do anything for you?” And im like “umm no not really”

[Wacky Wavy Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man @SelfSacricide]

@Brynnetooth dated an australian for a year before realizing he was a piece of shit. just wasn't really listening