Carmen Sandiego

Real life Beauty and the Beast. Texas hearts. Key to life is happiness! I love life & traveling! (These tweets are not affiliated with any company)

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

My daughters' sleeping positions change every time I see them; I never get tired of watching them 🤣

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

Trying to get my daughter to take a nap by fake napping myself…only to actually fall asleep while my daughter watches me. #WhoIsWatchingWho

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

I’m just walking around Costco, pushing a cart with my daughter in it, breastfeeding my baby…nothing to see here. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #MomLife

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

I keep laughing about this old conversation I had with my mom…

Mom: I booty called your dad
Me: I really don’t care to hear that
Mom: No, I did. I heard a sound coming from my back pocket and it was your father saying “Hello”
Me: You butt dialed mom! Not booty called 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

My in-laws keep gifting us Longhorns crap because my husband is a fan. They just gave him a popcorn bucket. On that note, I need a Baylor popcorn bin/bucket. If you come across one let me know. #SicEmBears

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

@InternetH0F Abe Lincoln said it the best, “If it’s on the internet then it’s true.”

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My daughter has gotten to the point where she cries when I take the spoon out of her mouth just to reload. How is she going to be hangry while she’s eating?

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

I like how my husband says we need to budget and in that same conversation tells me he just purchased a 55” tv for the garage plus wants to go out for a steak dinner. I’m not sure what kind of budget this is but it sounds good to me.

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

@theronaldbrown Rookie mistake. I purposely eat food in the fridge that isn’t labeled. #EveryManForHimself 🤣

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My 4 month old is over here like… “what is sleep and why would I do that?!” #TeamNoSleep

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@CurseJerry @wfaaweather @TraegerGrills Thanks for the invite

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

@Mario_Esq2 @RGIII

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@theronaldbrown @Target Ha! If it was my husband then this wouldn’t be much of a tweet. Handsome actually had just walked away to go look at something when I was approached.

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

Walking through @Target with my 10 week old baby when a man walks up to me and tells me how beautiful she is. He then offers to walk with her around the store so I can have some alone time.
#MakeItMakeSense #NotTodaySatan

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

@RGIII @KingJames @Lakers @cavs @MiamiHEAT “But I look cool online”

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

My baby is having a growth spurt and feeding for a lot longer than usual. Today my husband made lunch and then spoon fed me while I fed our baby so I didn’t get hangry. #MySuperman #HusbandOfTheYear

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

@theronaldbrown Well the recipe called for Caesar dressing and I used Thousand Island. It also said provolone cheese but I used cheddar. I liked it 🤣

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

When I ask my husband if he likes what I made for dinner and his response is “What all did you do to it?”

That means no.

[Carmen Sandiego @SelinaC02]

#Truth #DC4L

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Being pregnant and tired, I’ve stopped doing chores at home. But when I’m mad I will clean. After watching the Dallas Cowboys performance yesterday, I told my husband to not be surprised if I clean the house vs watching a game. He said “Oh man! I hope we go 0-17!” 😡