Dave Selkie

I’m a bawhair away fae perfection. pronouns: legend / non-bigot

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@adiosmuchachos4 @Apple Personally I’d take the u2 album over a pride wallpaper.
But nothing should be forced into your phone without consent.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ His dad was in front of him in the queue…

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@clownworld @rickygervais isn’t at all funny. He’s fucking hilarious!

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ Harry Potter should be played by the actor that played the wicked witch in the Oz movie.
If she’s not given the role it’s just racist and transphobic.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ Not one single person is stopping them from pissing. In fact they have one option than women do. They can piss standing up in the men’s urinals or sat down in the men’s toilets.

It’s quite simple really!

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ Good British names those…

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@Christo03770888 Many a packet has been consumed by me. Great with a packet of Marlboros

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@damekatydenise_

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@LangmanVince I’ve no issue with how she dresses. Why do you?

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@James_J_Marlow @LucyJayneWhite1 @marksandspencer Same as my take on this comment. Clearly Lucy is a racist bigot, and looking at her profile picture, a challenging wank as well 😂🤫

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@SBreedon @IndiaWilloughby. You can tell by the hairline and stench.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ Listening to @IndiaWilloughby

Sorry I misread, I didn’t see “wrong answers only “

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@Days_Are_Gone @Apple @SamsungUK Imagine thinking that what I posted was imagined. It’s already happened ya thick virtue signalling melt.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@Days_Are_Gone @Apple Why would I need to do that?

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@itsbostin @Apple

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@keatsie777 @Sorelle_Arduino @IndiaWilloughby He looks in the mirror and sees Jonathan in drag.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@HazelAppleyard_ He blocked me ages ago.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@chefsevenn Square sausage and haggis

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

@owenjonesjourno Shut up smack head.

[Dave Selkie @SelkieDave]

A wee whiney little Welsh cunt 😂 it’s only 4-0 🤫🤡😂😂😂

[Malcolm Beck @MalBeck18]

@Wogan_Jones So you call him a twat and then block him straight away…

I think that makes you a whiney little Welsh cunt.