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Sometimes you just have to decide to be grand 👍🏽

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Adult life really is about deciding between chicken or beef and how you’re gonna cook that chicken or beef ON A DAILY BASIS and sana I am sick of it

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Kgomo ya moshate, damned if you, damned if you don’t 😭😭

[Nwabisa Mzamo @svz22vm8f5]

Had Mpilo held Ultra Mel:
“uMpilo uselfish kakhulu. Ulethe umkhuhlane awuthole kwa Makhumalo, wagulisa ingane yam ngoba ebevela engayifuni. Bekufanele athi he.e Baba ngeke ngikwazi ukuyibamba ingane ngoba izogula. Kodwa akakwenzanga loko”.
#UthandoNesthembu

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Not a single drop of rain was had today my dear, not a single drop 🧐

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

⚠️ ALERT: THE SA WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A WARNING FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN GAUTENG ON FRIDAY! RISK OF LOCALISED FLOODING IN PLACES

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Bought new bowls to go with my samp and stew and you know what? Adult money is honestly the best 🤭

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

My boyfriend overstimulates me soooo much when he’s drunk like omg thula 😭

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

They lied. What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger. It traumatizes you and leaves you hypervigilant for years.

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

The smell of a bad potato is right up there with the smell of a bad egg woah , yuck!

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

My boyfriend just applying his best efforts in making sure I’m fully annoyed when I’m on my period 😒😒😒 coz why you keep yelling “baby” every 10 minutes, omg I could actually implode

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Eve on board the absolute star that you are 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

I’ve been working on this BCA for like 4 days now and I just keep getting brain fog 😭 never in my life has a BCA beat me like this one 😩 it’s literally like my mind doesn’t want to participate, and I’ve reached boredom stage with it now, I need it out of my life 😭

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

You don’t realise how much working in a toxic job alters your brain chemistry until you leave it, coz tell me why I’m down with the flu, voice gone and I’m still working while my manager insists I log off coz at my previous company, the flu was NOT a sick leave type of illness 💀

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

@SiboSeale Having a nice dinner then remembering I have to explain declining margins to group and board in a week would be my 13th reason 😂😂😂 top management truly is the ghetto

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

The gap between the rental income and complex levies, then there’s general maintenance, and don’t forget rental income means the taxman sees you as a double salary person too so your tax liability goes up💀 it’s a long game shame, a very long and expensive game

[Bonga @_Bonga]

People responding to this tweet with “well thats easy, rent the other property out” and I am so sorry to say, you guys still have a lot of growing to do my kids.

[Prof @ayahbongz]

it's Mableh's fault

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

I feel like I ndiyagowa and I need to be held but this guy is still at work so I just need to survive all these emotions all by myself and I’m just a girl omg yuck😔

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Im actually too tired to be outside for the plans I agreed to when I was in a good mood 😭

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

@zizithebadgal This reminds me of the time black moms were into red kitchens 😂😂😂 what a disaster my goodness

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Came to take a timeout in the bedroom coz I felt overstimulated and here comes my boyfriend to come take a timeout with me? 😕 now he’s here snoring on my lap disturbing my silence yhu bashimane nna haikhona 😭

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Today’s work day is kicking my ass, I’m so sleepy 🥱

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Quit my job, took a year off just to rest and came back better. Insane risk though coz the job market was VERY touch and go when I needed to come back 💀

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @SeloneM]

Honestly? Moving from primary school, to high school to uni then straight into working is exactly why that urge comes at you, the concept of a gap year, although frowned upon in the black community, is very necessary coz the fatigue that hits you when you turn 25?! 😮‍💨

[Neet @neet_sol]

In your 20s you will get an urge to quit your job and become unemployed

It's very important that you actually do it