Selrisitai

Writer, Aspiring Professional Novelist, Lazy and Unmotivated, I Love America and Traditional Ideals

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@sonyabvwu A more honest question would be, "Can black people stop being racist?"

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@sadiafatma1278 It looks a bit dry. If it's a roast I get it, but it doesn't look like steak normally looks if it's been pan-fried.

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@_josephine0_ Fry sauce/secret/special sauce, whatever they have. If nothing else I'll use mayonnaise and if that's not available I can eat 'em dry.

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@quiet_corner26 I know nothing about any of this, but it still seems plausible to my American eye. Nothing means nothing. A girl with a tattoo sleeve and twenty piercings in her face isn't a church-girl on Sunday, she's a liar on Sunday.

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@aaliyahvtuber_ This is called complacency.

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@gooodnightnoacf Ice cream.

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@NaturalWorld515 Well, it has a ferris wheel, so anime tells me it's Japan.

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@smile_kun422 No clue, but that looks dang good.

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@snowyxq1 That depends. What kind of vests are they wearing?

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@Kshi_nippon Don't accommodate Islam unless you are prepared to cede your state to the apocalyptic death cult. America will mourn the loss.

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@tanpukunokami I see a lie and I call it out:
There is no restaurant that serves both Coke and Pepsi, it's one or the other, with Coke (Coca-Cola) being the obvious favorite.
Thus, the common refrain, "Sorry, we don't serve Coke products. Is Pepsi okay?"

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@ENJU1123PIPI I respect chopsticks for the precision of the tool and the skill required to wield them, but I think that the knife, spoon and fork are sort of no-brainer defaults. When eating, you have primarily two modes: Scooping and piercing. Fork and spoon.

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@yknngsnom We like it fine, but we like carbs more, which is evinced in our waistlines and the inordinate number of chins we have.

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Hey, Japanese brothers:
I'm a writer and a reader, so I've got a fairly critical eye. It's my contention that light novels blow on ice. The writing is always awful.
Is it just the translations, or would you guys say that light novels do usually have a lower standard of quality?

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@tuuu28283 I believe you meant, "This is a big hospital."
The difference is subtle, and has to do with emphasis: The former emphasizes the word "hospital," as it comes last, which might imply that the speaker is surprised that hospitals can get so big.
The latter emphasizes how big it is.

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@combatmedic I admit, I don't get the Japanese interest in tofu. I _do_ get the Japanese's interest in meat, however, and that just makes their interest in tofu doubly confounding.

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@SR70806 Meanwhile, I'm showing off pictures of my Nissan! Brother!

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@tuuu28283 It's so clean you'd think this were indoors.

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@tuuu28283 The fact that you get meat of any sort, even good meat, for your birthday is already a little odd for Americans. It'd be like getting canned peaches or a glass of water for your birthday.

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@hiranoi_nomade Is it possible for Americans to get tired of BBQ posts, regardless of who they're from?