Jacquelyn

You're probably an asshole.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Livonia, MI about to make BANKKKKKKK.

[WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit]

This proposed legislation would require companies to credit $5 an hour for the first hour and then increase up to $25 an hour after 72 hours.

https://t.co/D9wWdCrIhv

[WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit]

This proposed legislation would require companies to credit $5 an hour for the first hour and then increase up to $25 an hour after 72 hours.

https://t.co/D9wWdCrIhv

[Founders Brewing Co. @foundersbrewing]

We’re not the only ones going nuts for the return of All Day Vacay!

You will be too once you try it. Keep an eye out for our session wheat ale hitting shelves now or use our beer finder to find it near you: https://t.co/ti7nSEQk6c.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

@CrimeInTheD Is he....wearing Uggs......

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

@foundersbrewing The old school Gose from 3ish years ago? Because it knocks the stripes off Green Zebra.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

@GregGreenTTG @FOX2News Making them illegal won't stop them. It just makes them unsafe. Not every sperm deserves a name...

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

#Sonic ice is life

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Argument of the day, #SexPillows. This is 30. #plus1

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

#Jail alone has convinced me that those who claim to be #SovereignCitizen are automatically the biggest assholes on the map.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Sits down to enjoy fresh breeze blowing through the house & catch up on last three episodes of #Westworld two of my neighbors are having #lawncare wars. 😑👌

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper" #TheStand

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Not quite there yet...

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

#Metalheads are the friendliest sort of human beings. I just watched a guy in a pit, fall, immediately get helped up and tossed four feet through the air.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Its backkkkkkkkkk! @foundersbrewing has announced that #GreenZebra, a #GoseStyleAle will be back in the taproom and on the shelves Friday, April 13th.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

I went shopping for dinner yesterday and grabbed two things of #jiffypop I shit you not, the three girls at the cash register had ZERO idea wtf it was and examined it like I just asked them to do #LongDivision #millennials

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

The only thing that matters right now. #ReesesPeanutButterEggs #discountcandy

[James Martinez @JamesEMartinez]

Amazon Grand Opening today in Livonia @MEDC @waynecountymi @onetoughnerd

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Apparently i got drunk and paid all of my bills in advance a couple weeks ago. So now I'm sitting here trying to resist the urge to buy #JeepParts since figuring out I have extra cash.

[Jacquelyn @Semi0bscene]

Dear face, I'm not 16 and I don't use crisco as moisturizer. #WayPastThePointOfPuberty #DamnNearPreMenopausal