Amy-Lynn Gilbrech

Making an aesthetic out of not doing well

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I think Jo Koy’s Barbie joke reminds us all that we are still very much living in a Mojo Dojo Casa House

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@bfitelson

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@DFitelson I’m not usually too bothered by scary movies but one that really got me recently was The Nun…let’s just say I did not have the easiest time sleeping that night

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

jeremy allen white I got a job for you

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In the month and a half I’ve lived in LA I’ve received two parking tickets and today a man spit on my and called me a “disrespectful white honky fuck” (I was just walking to a coffee shop). It’s been great 🫠

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I love how The Bear has both horrible and perfect examples on how to give and receive feedback lol

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@bfitelson I’m not ready to say goodbye to Ted Lasso 😭😭

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Turns out that a family sized bag of instant mashed potatoes is a lot of fucking mashed potatoes for one person.

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If I could just have an IV drip of Vietnamese coffee I think life would be better

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When I was little you could shout DAD 50 times and he wouldn’t answer or even know wtf was going on and we called it his “twilight zone” but now that I’m an adult and do the exact same thing I know it is deep ✨dissociation✨

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.

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Are there any other people out there who have worked in childcare and have loads of patience for children but zero patience for adults?? I’m definitely in the “they’re two and you’re 30 what’s your excuse” camp

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@grievousgroupie One month it will be eggs…then types of avocados…then stuff about the White Star Line…and now Salami. It’s hard to keep up 🥵

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It’s very interesting to come home and see what my dad’s new hyper fixation is. Right now it’s different kinds of salami.

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Do you have a normal digestive system or do you chug Pepto straight out of the bottle?

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Do y’all know how hard it is to try and look up your family history when your granddad’s name was Michael Fennelly? And also his father, brother, and son are all named John? There’s like 8 billion people on Earth and 100% 1 billion are named John Fennelly.

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@grievousgroupie Why does that also sound like an alternate version of Breaking Bad 😂

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It’s wild that in America a weird flex to work overtime. Then if you choose not to do that then you get shamed for not working overtime.