Andrew Marshall

Lead Writer for @Starburst_Mag; Writer and podcaster for @kneelbeforeblog; Novelist. He/Him

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

There's something fundamentally ironic about the James Bond franchise ultimately being in the hands of a guy who doesn't understand why Hugo Drax was a villain.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Amazon will officially gain creative control of the James Bond franchise in a new joint venture deal.

Michael G. Wilson & Barbara Broccoli will remain co-owners of Bond but are stepping back to focus on other projects.

[Kneel Before Blog @KneelBeforeBlog]

#StarTrekSection31 #MovieReview A bland and generic sci-fi action movie that fails to deliver creative set pieces or engaging characterisation. This one should remain classified ⭐️

https://t.co/TZWhGSE7i4

#StarTrek #Section31

[Knightmare @KnightmareUK]

If you want to salute in triumph in front of a global audience, make it a salute that wouldn't cause Treguard to say "Ooh Nazi."

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

Painful💔

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

I believe it was discovered in a pineapple under the sea.

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

New Sponge-Like Biomass Foam Found To Soak Up 99.9 Percent Of Microplastics
https://t.co/QkY3sklTVT

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

This hurts.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Final Destination: Christmas Special

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

@fakehistoryhunt "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!"

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

There are not enough expletives in every language that has ever existed to describe how much I hate this.

[Emma Grae @emmagraeauthor]

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

"Hooliganism is another thing Israel is allowed to get away with. We can hardly be surprised here, given Israel is allowed to commit genocide."

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

For clarity, that's one food bank for every £11b the Royal Family are worth.

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

Come listen to me cast a nerdy eye over last month's entertainment news, ranging from expected and inevitable to downright questionable and truly baffling.

[Kneel Before Blog @KneelBeforeBlog]

#October2024 #NewsRoundUp #Podcast. The conversation covers werewolves, toy-to-movie adaptations, and justifiable sequels

#Superman #Daredevil #SpiderMan #StarTrek #TombRaider #Voltron #StarWars #GoodOmens #Moana2 #RobbieWilliams

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[Catsuka @catsuka]

"Over the Garden Wall" stop-motion short by @Aardman is now online ♥
Celebrating the 10th anniversary of the series by @Patrick_McHale (Cartoon Network).
Directed by Mikey Please @MisterPlease & Dan Ojari (Robin-Robin).
Puppet Makers : @SculptDouble
https://t.co/WUI9d7QIa4

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

RESPECT ARE LAWS!!!!!

[NewsThump @newsthump]

Isn't this the part where all the patriots remind us we should revoke the British citizenship of a repeated criminal offender who happens to have dual citizenship in another country?

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

Horror fatigue is not a thing because it's a fucking genre, not a trend, a gimmick, or a passing phase. For over a century it has constantly evolved with its audience's tastes, and those fans' appetite for how it will continue to do so is insatiable.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Why Hollywood Is Terrified of Horror Fatigue in 2025 https://t.co/paMrXsciL6

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

@davescook Planescape: Torment. I love the isometric RPGs that Interplay put out in the late '90s, and this one's deep story and weird-ass setting made it my absolute favourite.

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

BRING IT!!!

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

Jana attempted to describe a One Piece villain as "That one with the really annoying laugh." I believe that narrows it down by precisely zero.

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

@GameofTywinning That is some quality trash!

[Andrew Marshall @SemiProGeek]

"You know memes, right? What if - and stay with me here - what if they were gifs, but shit, and what if they just showed implied action in a way that doesn't understand the context and utterly fails to convey it?"

[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

Dream Machine by Luma AI is just 3 days old.

Now memes are becoming videos.

10 wild examples:

1. Distracted boyfriend