Kallista Rockne-Semkow

I'm a native Minnesotan. I lived in Duluth for 13 years, and now I live in Minneapolis. I have two associate's degrees, and I'm pursuing a bachelor's.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

YOU? Too?

If you do not eat for more than two months?

Will also lose the basic ability to speak or read.

(Misery, right?)

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Does anyone else have recurring fantasies about crushing the skulls of their fuckwad relatives (dad, mom, "cousins?") Short of doing a bit of mood adjustment, redefining my life at a point of crisis, and learning YOU?

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Hey?

So?

I was LITERALLY SET UP to be taken to the psychiatric ward likely for actual assassination. I'm okay. "Forgot my pen" as it were and still do not have more than $3.00 on "My Reliacard."

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/qzoetog69C

Emergency Heat Warning.

Prevention and first aid for heat stroke.

Please read.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Hey?

Did you guys know that I've actually been preparing for military/security jobs for a majority of the past twenty years.

The reason why that's significant is NOT for, like, comedy?

I ALREADY have?

Really bad PTSD.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

About?

THE first thing?

That would occur?

To ANY group of delinquent youth?

In ANY part of the world?

Can ANYONE?

Give them something else to do?

[Remix News & Views @RMXnews]

🇫🇷‼️During a sweltering heatwave in Paris, French multicultural youths are amusing themselves by locking tourists in public bathrooms.

Follow: @RMXnews

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

There are people?

All over the world?

Who are praying?

In DEEP supplication?

For ALL VIOLENCE TO STOP?

AND FOR PEOPLE TO STOP KILLING ONE ANOTHER?

AND FIR PEOPLE TO STOP IMPRISONING IME ANOTHER?

AND FOR PEOPLE TO STOP COMMITTING GENOCIDE AND FORCING PEOPLE INTO DEATH CAMPA AND EUGENICS FACILITIRWZ?

WHY?

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Love for Australia, curing cancer.

Ask them to pray on the streets of UAE, if they have so much love for praying, and have the courage.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

Typical primal conflict over GENERA?

That's fine?

But?

Like?

Legit?

Cavemen?

Cavewomen?

The Clan of the Cave Bear https://t.co/Bdo1DaRnXZ

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

Do you think the attacks on Caitlin Clark are race-based or just plain ol’ jealousy?

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

And?

Fundamentally?

Pregnant women?

AND women with vulnerable children?

Attract predators?

Fundamentally?

Especially?

Medical Predators?

The, um, Man with the Yellow Hat?

That's pretty fucked up?

[ABC News @ABC]

Sweden's climate minister brought her 3-month-old son to the EU council meeting in Luxembourg, to highlight the benefits of parental leave policies which don't force women to choose between work and family responsibilities. https://t.co/NlFrIVFX9O

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

Oddly?

I half suspect?

A majority of my actual life?

Has been spent under observation?

For reasons?

Beyond my knowing?

And beyond reason?

What would motivate someome to study an errant caucasian girl for forty years?

Ishmael https://t.co/DaxvbtIGlo

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

Bashan?

Identifies?

Where Bashan?

Has died?

And has always died?

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Muslim stopped his car in the middle of a street in Germany, got out, and began praying in the roadway.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

So?

In protest of ROVING BANDS OF REALLY BIZARRE YOUNG MEN / SOLDIERS / SAILORS?

Publically having sex with even inanimate objects in the streets?

(White Soldiers and Juveniles ALSO Do This? Not untrue?)

Then?

Everyone else?

Wears?

The Hijab?

[France @la_france_sur_x]

Le tiers monde en action lors de la fête de la musique.

Faut-il faire de la remigration ?
A. Oui 🔥 RT si vous êtes d'accord.
B. Non

🇫🇷 Soutenez-nous en nous suivant sur 𝕏 🌐 Notre Telegram en cas de censure : https://t.co/1IF3UPHHYf 🇫🇷

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama
@realDonaldTrump

Seriously?

What the fuck happened?

I've heard stories of VERY liberated and fundamentally modernized African and Arabic Countries?

What the hell happened?

Guess no one can have?

Anything?

Besides the dejection and death that come from War and Unspeakable Poverty?

One Love, man.

[Islam Invasion 🚨 @IslamInvasion]

Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Malaysia, Nigeria, and the list goes on, weren’t Islamic 50 years ago. Now they’re fully Islamic!

What ensures the West from suffering the same fate?! How are we protecting our way of life against their conquest?

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

What ELSE would ANYONE do?

Under similar?

Extreme circumstances?

And?

HOW MANY?

THOUSANDS OF CASES?

OF VERY, VERY SERIOUS CHILD ABUSE, DOMESTIC, AND IPV?

WERE CAUSED?

OR INSANELY EXACERBATED?

BY COVID?

IF NOT?

THE MILLIONS OF OTHER THINGS THAT HAVE AND ALWAYS HAVE HAPPENED?

OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS?

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨 INSANE: 43-year-old mother drowned her 15-month-old, stabbed her husband and teen daughter, then blamed COVID for a psychotic episode. A judge ruled her not guilty by reason of insanity.

What a miscarriage of justice.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump

This?

Is actually a very important and universal concept and story?

Why care?

(It's, um, not actually supposed to be "erotic?" It is a moral story.)

https://t.co/T9qOswmgj9

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Okay?

At this point?

The very stressed Adult, VITAL African American Male?

Is being subued, restrained, and held by over five able-bodied agents?

Whose job?

Aside from this man's which is to work and have children?

Is to kill men and women and regulate death, dying, and the disposition of the dead?

The Man?

At this point?

Having performed a violent and reckless action?

Is put into a terminal jurisprudential suspension of vital life?

On penalty of DEATH?

As is the current justice system?

Why like this?

Sorry?

There isn't a lot of transparency with the ANCIENT practice of Jurisprudence and THE LAW?

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Black man caught on camera at a New York courthouse suddenly kicking a baby stroller with a child inside!

This is animalistic behavior!

This is not a result of mental health, it is a result of a society that won’t lock up dangerous lunatics.

He belongs in a cage, permanently!

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

This is really odd.

Not sure what to say about this?

(Jukes and "Nams?" Would be one thing? The only thing? I think we really need to get AWAY from that typography, too? Why?)

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

@BarackObama

Nice sentiment?

I think?

The first elementary school I went to?

Which was this REALLY special project emphasizing racial integration and socialization between racial groups at a very young age? (Commie Hippy School?)

Is now actually named after Barack Obama.

Projects like that?

Work all over the US?

What's up with some of the less integrated programs?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 40 years ago, I arrived in Chicago in search of an idea. I was a young man looking for purpose, who believed deeply in America, was inspired by the Civil Rights Movement, and wanted to be a part of something larger. The America I believed in was one where everyone has opportunity, everyone is seen, everyone belongs—because that was an America that had a place for me, too.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Hey?

I was just thinking?

You know?

Kids in the Hall and Maynard's Projects and Monty Python?

One of the COOLEST things?

About Entertainment?

When it happens organically amd isn't cutthroat or inauthentic?

You wind up seeing these lifelong relationships develop with?

People?

Who?

Basically?

Make wonderful character studies in relationships and fidelity and these odd exercises in purpose and devotion?

Odd, right?

That WOULD be?

A PROFOUND benefit?

Of working in Entertainment?

Having?

A LOT of very, very good friends.

[Kallista Rockne-Semkow @SemkowRockne]

@mjkeenan @JDepp59790 @JohnCleese @StephenKing @elonmusk @DaveSFoley

Hey?

I'm selling stuff I don't need on Facebook.

You have to come pick it up from my place.

https://t.co/B6IYYruEfx