SenDickRott

Paradoxical parody. I do, hereby clearly state, this account is not affiliated with Rick Scott, nor his 2x failed attempt at becoming Senate Majority Looser.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

Now that my attempt to become Senate Majority Leader failed, I can go back to doing what I do best... authoring bills that don't get signed into law.

[theauage @theauage]

Remember when Ricky defrauded Medicare, walked away with $300M pay package, got into the Senate, voted for the Big Beautiful Bill adding trillions to the national debt, and then tweeted “This is very simple: Stop. Spending. Money. We. Don’t. Have” and acted like he has no power to influence America’s budget?

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott As. Chairman. Of. The. Aging. Committee. I. Would. Like. To. Stop. Paying. Medicare. And. Medicaid.

(See my prior twelve point plan to save America, and, yes, it's ironic considering how I made a majority of my money).

[Kathy @Kcconchgirl1]

@SenDickRott @TINATINA2038712 @ByronDonalds Also corrupt with Medicare and nursing homes corrupt scandals shut the fuck up all of you are the same

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@ByronDonalds reminds me of what a person would look like if R. Kelly ate his legal defense team.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@TINATINA2038712 @ByronDonalds So true. I, at least, pumped a hundred million dollars of my own money (that was unethically obtained from Medicare and Medicaid scandals) into local sheriff races before buying my way into the Governorship.

You need to step up your game, @ByronDonalds.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@ByronDonalds They'll have more time to volunteer and door knock for you, @ByronDonalds, this coming fall when the inflationary recession kicks into full effect and they are all laid off.

God, I love our gullible loyal base.

Dick Rott-2030

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

It's called "Stagflation."

And I'm one of many rich retards who champion it's now inevitable return.

Have fun being jobless and poor.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@ScottJenningsKY Slurp slurp slurp,

You got something on your lips, Scott.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott When officials tell you to evacuate- DO IT.

And don't return until I've had a chance to fly over your destroyed neighborhood with my press team and take pictures of me looking and pointing at the damage.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott When officials tell you to evacuate- DO IT.

And don't return until I've had a chance to fly over your destroyed neighborhood with my press team and take pictures of me looking and pointing at the damage.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

I get excited every June for Hurricane Season.

LARPing as an emergency responder rescuing storm victims who lost everything earns me a lot of votes.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@PatronisFL @SenRickScott Today @PatronisFL joined Hurricane Season to discuss how you and your family can prepare for a @SenRickScott storm aftermath photo op.

1) Don a Navy baseball cap.
2) Keep a helicopter on standby
3) Make sure your personal photographer has plenty of film

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@cornpoppis @ITGuy1959 @LuposAunt @FrankLuntz It's a miracle you managed to not yet accidentally "Darwin award" yourself out of existence.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@ITGuy1959 @FrankLuntz This retard thinks that we all wanted to initiate a war with Iran that caused the oil, fertilizer, and helium markets to all implode simultaneously.

The full aftershocks, of which, still have not been fully felt and only delayed by draining our strategic reserve stock piles.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott @PatronisFL My post hurricane outfit is very much planned.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@FLVoiceNews @SenRickScott Hurricanes launch @SenRickScott preparedness tour ahead of 2026 storm season.

Hurricanes: "Rick Scott and his dumb NAVY hat and staff of photographers season is almost here, and the time to prepare is today--not tomorrow, not next week."

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott @PlanetFitness Hey @PlanetFitness, what about women hanging to change in front of gangrenous ghouls like me?

(Ann doesn't mind)

Dick Rott-2030

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott @POTUS Lol

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@SenRickScott @RepGregSteube Maybe someday these young people can exploit their service histories too, like I do after every major hurricane. Donning my Navy cap while I ride in a helicopter and point at things is very much my brand.

[SenDickRott @SenDickRott]

@RepGregSteube Careful Greg. I didn't want my constituents to dig too deeply on this one.