Rubio's Water Bottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Did you see me on SNL? Always an arms-length off camera when the big guy needs me. #Rubio #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Poland Spring makes an excellent Valentine's gift. Show your local Senator you care with one of our fun-sized bottles today. #Rubio

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Ay yo @MarcoRubio I'mma let you finish but my appearance was the greatest #SOTUResponse of all time.

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

I am the best cure for: 1) Sweaty Brows, 2) Itchy Temples, 3) Dry mouths, and 4) Policies that will move our country backward. #SOTU

[Miguel Bloombito Parodyo @ElBloombito]

Por favor no take mas than 16 ounceros de un agua break, Señor Rubio. El baño tiene un longo line.

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

That's my boss! #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Real Talk: Hill staffers, grab all potential parody handles for your boss now. Like similar websites but more viral. #Rubio #SOTU

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

@WaterBttleRubio Water you know? Early Senator gets the best Twitter handle.

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Remember to ask your office admin about ordering Poland Spring for your office. Like many politicians, I will disappoint you. #SOTU

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

@GovernorPerry: I'm available for your next "Oops" moment. No one will remember what you said! #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Thanks to student loans, I was able to become the choice drink of Republican Senators everywhere. #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Soy de Poland. Y tu? #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Don't forget to watch for me (and all my brothers & sisters) on all the morning news shows tomorrow! #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

#GOPResponse #SOTU #gop #tcot

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

@BuzzFeedAndrew Don't forget to hate on us.

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Gatooooorrrraaaaade. #WaterBoy #HatersGonnaHate #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

I may be small now, but wait til my owner gives the actual #SOTU! #OneLiter #RubiosWater #Rubio #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Drink all the liquor in your house if you had a #SOTU drinking game bingo square for me tonight. #RubiosWater #Rubio #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Tiene sed? Tiene papels de immigracion? #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle

[Rubio's Water Bottle @SenRubiosWater]

Poland Spring is the new Republican foreign policy. #RubiosWater #Rubio #SOTU #waterbottle