Steve Sweeney

Sorry for the typhyos! I got these ironworker sausage fingers. Let's be straight: If the $$$ weren't thiks great being a Semocrat, I'd be the GOP Sen Prez.

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

God as my witness shit will rain down from heaven on the rutger's researchers who said to use coffee as sunscreen http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Bandages all over my belly. Dr says no suspenders for a couple days & @LtGovGuadagno, ur gonna have to stop trying to brush up against me

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

RUTGERS FUCKWITS THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN W YOU ON THE PENSION & BENNIES BUILL U JUST WAIT TILL I GET SOME ICE ON MY BELLY http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

GOD DAMN IT I EVEN PYT SUGAR IN THE COFFEE. SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WISE ASSES SAID COFFEE CD BE UYSED AS SUN SCREEN http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

OHHH HAIRY SHITBALLS MY NIPPLES ARE ON FIRE http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Just gonna take the ol 'spenders off here and get a cup of coffee... http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Hmm. Pour coffee on my skin for sunscreen, eh? Well, the clouds are going away and I am gettin a little hot http://t.co/WmE9HmL

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Sometimes when I wake up at night and I'm tired I pee sitting down #justsayin

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay Takin out my freak tonight. I-I-I waanna show-ow-ow all the dirt-irt-irt I got runnin thru my miiiiind

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

@BossNorcross Is that kind of like Harry and the Hendersons? Man how awesome is that movie?

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

@BossNorcross Yay!!!! Are you gonna take me to the beach this weekend w my wingies and my shovel an build sandcastels w me? @BronxZoosCodey

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Life's a beach and then you marry one, eh @GovChristie? Right? Am I right?

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

1 a these isnt like the other, 1 a these doesnt blong. Can u tell what 1 isnt like th others by th time I finsh my song http://t.co/DxbYe60

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Hey, uhhh, just to be safe, let's not do any live interviews on camera today http://t.co/M8wGtdh @Fox29Philly

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Jokes abt who was on top and who was on bottom are really insensitive, people. http://t.co/YRVxpRR

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

When you get down to it, I'm really just a guy who believes in good, open, honest government http://t.co/RORFhCn

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

I want gummint as clean as a dolkphin's butthole http://bit.ly/r06O68 #imcleaninupJerseyfuckers

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

@PolitickerNJ I'm gonna give you five fucking minuts to fix this, jerkoffs http://t.co/BILQGvX

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

Anybody else hearing the chatter that it might be me to primary that right-wing President Obama? @boldprogressive http://t.co/QdWbNKc

[Steve Sweeney @SenSweeney]

@PolitickerNJ I'm gonna go ahead and tlel you right now that if I end up a loser this week over this AFL-CIO shit your name is gonna be mud