Senator Nutsack

“I’m sorry Senator Nutsack, it’s time for you to leave” — “And so it is”

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

My name is Senator Nutsack, commander of the Nutsacks of the North, general of the Nutsack legions— loyal servant to the true emperor, Adolf Hitler. Father to a shadow-banned account, husband to 259 followers, and I will reclaim my quaint beach house, in this life or the next.

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

My most chudded opinion is that the Bible should be taught in US public school. Just the stories, no need for religious interpretation. Your appreciation for Western literature will increase tenfold once you recognize Biblical allegory.

[Alkem1st🇩🇰 - Buying skins @Alkem1stCS]

>release another shooter
>sponsor shroud to play it
>shroud calls it the greatest game of all time
>sub 5k players after 3 months

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

@GamingAndPandas Some things you just can’t buy

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

You can boo a billionaire right to his face, but have to avoid eye contact with the insane vagrant ranting on the subway lest you become his next organic knife-holster.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[taoki @justalexoki]

picky eaters are retarded babies and deserved to be shunned from society. fuck you mean you're a 30 year old man "i don't eat that" mf you'd eat gravel if you had to. stop being a fucking baby and just eat the goddamn food

[Razed Esports @RazedEsport]

According to some studies, Generation Z prefers watching a NiKo match over having sex.

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

@BarefootRansom @kroger Only in the Midwest will you find white people stealing from grocery stores. A region made by and for wiggers

[CSGORoll @CSGORoll]

Karrigan on whether he liked S1mple in his team:

'Right as the round is live, ''Why are you peeking??'' it's the middle of the round, whilst I'm still playing'

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

Garry’s mod dark rp used to have a selectable job called “Rapist” where your job would be to rape using the “Rape Weapon”.

Typically the “Rape Weapon” was a dildo attached to an electric screw driver.

This was a VIP role that you had to pay real United States currency for.

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

Pick'ems are an absolutely genius way to get people invested in the tournaments. Great job Valve!

[Dissident Wire @DissidentWire]

The average American woman is 5’3” and weighs 171 pounds in 2026.

Follow: @DissidentWire

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

@lumikxo @XLGApelsin @aizyesque Valve over the years has repeatedly said that the map changes are almost always decided by match-making player counts. Has nothing to do with pro play. Pretty funny to hear you say that they only care about pro — I think it’s the exact opposite.

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

@lfclfc1998 @Mauisnake I just disagree. I think you underestimate how long it takes for a map to develop a “meta”, and I think you overestimate the extent to which “metas” restrict how the maps are played or contribute to their staleness.

[Blessed. @Slame333]

San Francisco/Bay Area Asians are one of the worst archetypes in America. Some of the least self aware, most obnoxious people you’ll ever meet.

[Mauisnake @Mauisnake]

Overpass was picked 11 times in Stage 3 and the Major Playoffs.

Teams that picked Overpass at the Major won it every. single. time. 100% winrate.

It is incredibly tactical, leads to no flukes, and added a tool for the teams that specialized on it. And Valve took it out.

[Senator Nutsack @SenatorNutsack]

@default041 @Gumayussuf @thelastg0y Who cares about LARPing? If you don’t care about the major, you can’t call yourself a fan. Pretty simple