John Tango

Stage Tech allegedly. Rabbits are better than cats. Wanna fuck it all off and live in the woods

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@EposNow I took out 4 till systems. You failed to supply the correct hardware from the outset, failed to.onboard and now I've been left on hold for 30 minutes after I asked agent to cancel.

Is this standard practice?
#CustomerService #CustomerExperience

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@VodafoneUK @VodafoneBiz
To paraphrase
"We messed up, but if you want us to fix it you have to have 2 weeks of no Internet and pay us more for the privilege"

@Ofcom

#BadService #CustomerServiceFail #Customerservicep

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@VodafoneUK Hey
seems like you're not dealing with it.
Bouncing me off to another customer service department again.

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@VodafoneBiz @VodafoneUK lost my business phone number in new connection process.

Customer Service bouncing me between departments and nobody willing to file a complaint

Really poor service

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@x1Leeeeeee @MartinSLewis If you work and get less than someone on benefits you would be entitled to a benefits top up.

Either you are falsifying your situation to fit a narrative or you are entitled to the top up, which is it?

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@The_Iron_Lad @davidschneider You are correct, it is a fact, in light of the now evidenced issues I'd say fun is a bit of a stretch

[Molly's Pantry @PantryMolly]

For one day only I'd like to introduce Kale and Kohl Rabi the Katerpillar cakes.

#freecuthbert #averyhungrycaterpillar #caterpillar #caterpillercake #miltonkeynessmallbusiness #aldi #cantbeatthemjointhem

[Big Bubbaloola (Possibly the Devil) @Big_Bubbaloola]

@purpleohms @Herring1967 Don't......just don't even kid about that. It's too horrible to contemplate losing him.

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@Riverford @raftersproduce @TatwsTrading @eamonnfitzy @Blakeetaylor @KDfruitatwork @sheilas321veg @ScrutonProduce It's not just the broccoli. That romaine and what looks like leeks behind it are certainly not the quality I would be showcasing to my would be customers.
#Shoplocal #SmallBusiness

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@Tesco @coraeley This might be a bit out there, but have you considered just not wrapping every thing in plastic? You cpuld do that tomorrow, in 2020!

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@NatWestBusiness Can you explain why your agents are trying to dictate how I use my bounce back loan?

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@NatWestBusiness not logging complaints properly, controlling how BBLs are utilised and hanging up on customers who are making complaints....
#SmallBusiness #CustomerService

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@iainastewart Is there any kind of fine for MPs who do not engage with their constituents apart from the occassional stock response?

[Molly's Pantry @PantryMolly]

https://t.co/wrWGhhq2ZZ big big news

#miltonkeynesfooddelivery #miltonkeynes #mkvegboxes #mollyspantry #lockdownlife🔐 #ourstory

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@IMBEINGALERT You give @GavinWilliamson too much credit

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@iainastewart And you are still ignoring your constituents...

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@NatWestBusiness Or you can just go to radio silence again, that also works
#badbusiness #CustomerService #Banking

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@NatWestBusiness yesterday you missed the self imposed 10 day deadline for dealing with my complaint, originally 5 but you extended and tried to pretend it didn't happen when you missed the first one.
Would you agree you have been monumentally poor in dealing with this?

[John Tango @SenatorTango]

@NatWestBusiness None of your responses thus far have been helpful so I'm not sure why this would be.
Given the monumental level of your fuck ups perhaps you could call me instead of expecting me to wait on hold for 45 minutes or whatever ridiculous wait times will be this time round.