Chravis Pastrami

Bed Time = Best Time

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Had this on my heart and needed to share it: All them cold ass fire drills and it don’t even really be fires like that fr

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Idc what anyone says, the best part of your day is the moment you get to get back in bed 😴

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@_geopolitic_ He’s fucked

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At a business dinner and a woman is successfully convincing me that the Amish population is “America’s blind spot” and that something must be done to stop them

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Not to get ahead of myself but it looks like the Philadelphia Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl again

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Me, experiencing even the slightest bit of overwhelm: I want to die.

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Idk how to explain this but it’s still March

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The best part of any day is going to sleep at the end of it

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@Hawg007 Begs it

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Yesterday was another magical day in Philadelphia

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I need you to understand that I have developed a mastery of timing and everything is going absolutely according to plan today; and they said it couldn’t be done

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Imagine not being in Philadelphia right now 😂😂

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This “Super Bowl recap song” is perfection 🤣

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How could anyone care about anything but the Eagles at a time like this

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Same

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Sixers lost and I threw it all away

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On Jan 1st I went cold turkey on everything. No cigs, no booze, no weed and let me tell you, it is so annoying how good sobriety feels. So annoying. I feel great. I hate it.

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Still can’t believe i moved to a country bumpkin ass town in central PA and a year later they slapped up a Wawa less than a mile from my house

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It’s so crazy to me that we constantly tell the Birds to GO GO GO and they just listen to us every time #GoBirds

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Every day around 4pm I turn into a real grumpy bitch

[Chravis Pastrami @SendHelpandBeer]

On Jan 1st I went cold turkey on everything. No cigs, no booze, no weed and let me tell you, it is so annoying how good sobriety feels. So annoying. I feel great. I hate it.