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Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness

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It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing.

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Some days I feel like a champ and other days I have toothpaste in my hair.

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I'm very buysexual. If you buy me something I get very sexual.

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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's caffeine.

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Call me old fashioned but I think holding hands is more fun than sending nudes.

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SARGASM: when the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

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People are assholes. Just make sure you’re not the toiletpaper.

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We live in a world in which we would rather share pictures of our food than our food.

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If you had to pick between eating Ben&Jerry’s everyday and being skinny all your life would you pick strawberry cheesecake or cookie dough?

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Why be a star when you could be the galaxy?

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Doing your best means never stop trying

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You're an idiot, but you're my idiot.

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Just pushed a shopping cart into another. I'm afraid it doesn't get more erotic than that today.

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Does anyone know how to turn water into wine? I'm gonna need it for a party tonight.

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Let your past make you better, not bitter.

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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right

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Life is tough, but you must be tougher

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Sometimes you have to give up on people. Everyone in your life is meant to be there, but it doesn't mean they're meant to stay

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I wish my phone would vibrate right now and your name comes up on the screen

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Think twice before you give a fuck.