In fifth grade, I had a teacher tell me I was never going to learn English because no one in my family spoke it.
In a week, I graduate with a Bachelor in Business Administration. #BauerGrad#Employed#GoCoogs#UH17 #UniveristyOfHouston#IKnowThreeLanguagesNow 💁🏻♀️
Hey @united next time you’re boarding people with disabilities and someone gets on line “looking” perfectly fine— your staff at the door shouldn’t question passengers and I quote “I mean no offense but we’re only pre boarding those with disabilies”
Daughter hears husband getting ready for work and she starts poking out her entire head outward. She settles down when she gets kisses from dad.
I’m just baffled. She’s inside of me. Yet all she wants is dad’s attention.
My husband got our daughter a little chair with her name. Dropped a couple hundred dollars, didn’t flinch. I just asked him to pay for my clothes and I said I needed the exact same amount of money and he said “why are clothes that much”.
Oh. I see. I see how it is.
I casually strolled by the met gala last night. I didn’t even know it was happening until I got home and saw all the tik toks.
It be like that sometimes. Idk why they didn’t block off more streets though. I was awfully close to the Met. 6 years ago you couldn’t even come close
my hot take is i don’t think anybody should be dating until their shit is together. eating healthy, working out regularly, having a morning routine, a spiritual practice, a therapist, financial discipline. things like that have to come first.
When Cody flirted with me for the first time I remember leaving the room and being like “oh wow he’s good” 😂😂 mind you I was married so I laughed at the situation but every time I look back at it I realize how smooth he was 😂
Flirting is intelligence at its peak because it’s the ultimate spontaneous social situation where you have to delicately balance humor, sincerity, & formality in order to explore unknown territories of conversations using cheeky cryptic language all while performing a vibe check