Junior Developer

[Junior Developer @SeniorJuniorDev]

Monolithic code repo to SOA migration plan: Create several forks and run as separate services while gradually deleting code from each one.

[Junior Developer @SeniorJuniorDev]

Me on code review:
- Your code: "This isn't idiomatic at all."
- My code: "They're style *guidelines*. My way is objectively more readable."

[Junior Developer @SeniorJuniorDev]

Frameworks. Avoid:
- old ones cuz they are all outdated
- new ones cuz they are all fads
- reinventing the wheel
#NotInventedAnywhere

[Junior Developer @SeniorJuniorDev]

My code only has bugs because my manager won't let me rewrite our Java code base to use only pure functions. #referentialtransparency