Senna

Gaming forever. Age is just more XP.

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today

(IG: Erosbrousson)

[✨️💗🖤🔥Beloved 🎉7/22🎉🔥🖤💗✨ @MoonGoddess_86]

I laughed WAY too hard at this.. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 FELT!!! We ain't young no mo!!

[Judianna @Judianna]

😲

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This mom is so cute.
Recreating toy story as her son walks away.

[中年码农程序员 @qtdevlop]

This is hilarious 😂 That Husky is absolutely terrified. 🐶

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This has more personality than half the people i know

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

It's 95 degrees out.

Aussies: lovely weather
Americans: crank dat AC
Brits: die of heatstroke
Canadians: killed by their doctor if they complain

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

[OneOutOfFour @OneOutOf4]

Omg, I laughed so hard I think I popped some stitches 🤣🤣🤣

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Voilà pourquoi les caméraman ne meurent jamais dans les films d'horreur 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ariooom @suksesberatttt]

AHHH NEVER MIND 😭🤣🤣

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Women are unable to do this:

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Omgerrdd... I'm deceased. Look where it took him!!! 🤣💀🤣💀

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The laws of physics

[i like food @messedupfoods]

at least he tried 😭

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Turtle: "Thanks officer, but I know where I'm going"..🐢😅