The parting words of @methodman at the end of the epic Wu Tang game 4 halftime performance were "Knicks in five..." which elicited a couple of chuckles from the people around me, given the halftime score. Now who's chuckling!
@mjfree Your interpretation of "running a prostitution ring" is fairly liberal. More precise from the excerpt you shared seems like "may have solicited prostitutes"
@dsonoiki My wife is 106 days younger than me - it's a weight of shame I carry with me every day and something that's been a black cloud for our last 20 years together. I'm sick of the comments out in public - "hey grandpa, mind if I ask out your granddaughter?"
@arielhelwani Even a straight up technical foul would be questionable. A suspension would make sense only for people who enjoy this new era of sports and always calling in for the waaaambulance