Jay🌞

i’m a professional in real life.

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

i am a dad now.

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

Made a wrong turn back there somewhere..

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

Free him.

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo.

When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a little ride in my favorite car."

READ MORE: https://t.co/MOjcD6i0sn

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

I had 4 10s behind the seat, shaking the walls type vibe.

@gimme_the_keys know.

[Jordan @sonofabeachy]

Do you guys remember when having subwoofers in your car was a thing? Do people still do that?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[•UP•NORTH•TRIPS• @evboogie]

"I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red."

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

I’m lost.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

@_smoke225 Me

[ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 @SumDumHoe]

"Kate's pussy threw a code today..."

[Hotboy Ronald @gimme_the_keys]

I’m in cahoots with the parts man #blessed

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

@gimme_the_keys Real talk

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[trash jones @jzux]

they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

[Jay🌞 @SenorCarrot]

Heating up outside quick😭

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Denise Walker uploaded the "Grapfruit Technique" video to YouTube.