Monkey Man

Bitter, twisted and boring. Kills any Bowie karaoke song.

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@Gripweed1 @TheSkyBlueHub @Coventry_City They’ve been fucking useless on that phone line

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@NiiLampteyShow And, suspect it will make the ST less transferable to a mate if you’re not using it for a particular game. Also if you have 3 x digital STs on one phone, will you have to hand the phone back through the turnstiles to let your kids thru on the same ticket??

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@NiiLampteyShow Potential banana skin territory for me. Long queues for the inevitable weekly sell out compounded with people mis-scanning or not taking time accessing digital ticket will exacerbate the queues

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@JimmyBurnsYT @TheSkyBlueHub Enter Mr Bradley Collins…

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@soccerpaedia Brits go to football to drink. Yanks go to gorge themselves without a free healthcare system to sort themselves out. Completely different mentality my friend.

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@ThatCovPod £10m up front and structured payments and future bonuses to Brighton. Can see this…

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@markgoldbridge Get fucked you hippy

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@Coventry_City @TheSkyBlueHub “Authentic cut of this seasons net” - unable to verify and absolute bollocks. You’re not selling to Matt Le Tissier here guys…

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@FBAwayDays Absolutely no chance

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@SaintsExtra @TheSkyBlueHub @JacobsBen

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@Boro @TheSkyBlueHub Up the Cov/Boro massive!!

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@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers Not any more guys!!

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@90sFootballUK1 @CovIam Cov

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@PookyD81 Like drinking Calpol

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@Tom_Grennan @JamespennyCOV Yes Tom!!!

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@andy_cov93 @RobPUSB Doug will be seething on the flares!

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@RustyBComedian Italian Carling

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@LCFC And a decade on….relegated to the depths of the football league. Great stuff Admin, keep it coming! Box office

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@PaulHowkins92 @TheSkyBlueHub Saw the Connor feller promoting crypto and then buying himself a Porsche. Comments turned off. Strange behaviour

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@alfiecov @TheSkyBlueHub The boring health and safety part of me flags the apparent lack of edge protection and/or a fall arrest system. “Hello, is that the HSE??”