Andrew Dempsey

Christ Follower. You don’t have to laugh at my jokes, I already did.

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

Do yall think they keep Coldplay on their playlists?

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

One person that retweets this tweet will win a t-shirt of their choosing off of WWE Shop if every Champion retains tonight at Backlash.

*must be following @WrestleOps and @vtgwrestlingmia

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

@lil_indigestion Say April fools rn

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

@lil_indigestion 85 btw 😂😂

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

@lil_indigestion Shave your head

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

My favorite game every week is seeing how fast I can change from jeans and a T-shirt (Sunday best) to shorts and an inexplicably different T-shirt (Sunday rest)

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

*did get a chai and lunch.

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

Didn’t get myself a coffee and a snack while out today* , making progress.

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

Fine, I’ll say it: candy corn is the nickelback of candy.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Christianity: come for the forgiveness; stay for the forgiver.

—@SamAllberry

[Trainwiz @trainwiz]

I have replaced all the dragons in Skyrim with the state of Ohio.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

imitating Christ (taking a nap)

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

Had a dream where I was going to get a new tattoo and for whatever reason I was incredibly persistent on getting the wii sports logo on my bicep

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

"aye slang one of them salmons this way big bro" 😂

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

This is the summer fit, it’s Little Stinker Boy Summer spread the word

[Kangaroo Jake @KangarooJackoff]

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

[Ben Jones @Ben_Is_Second]

If “owning the libs” gets in the way of your making disciples of Jesus, you are not building His kingdom.

You’re building your own.

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

The greatest compliment and fiercest insult I’ve ever received is “you’re gonna be a great mall santa”