Tom Chalmers

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Extending an invite to call into our sports radio show on AshevilleFM 103.3 on Wednesday night to hype your celebrity bball game on Saturday

[Tom Chalmers @SenorHamface]

Damn! What does cancer have against charismatic British men in their late 60s? Could someone please bring Jeremy Irons a blueberry smoothie?

[Tom Chalmers @SenorHamface]

Excited to talk Mets/Dodgers w/ Michael Price, writer/producer of @TheSimpsons , on @stevesaxsyndrom tonite 7-8pm on http://t.co/3lQuu0TVGL

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Ghostface Killah just gave NPR a shout out on his Facebook page. Perhaps a premium for the next pledge drive: a Wu-Tang tote bag.

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Stick and stones may break break my bones ... in fact I know they do. No need for further speculation.

[Tom Chalmers @SenorHamface]

For St. Patrick's Day, I will be assuming the character of an inexperienced, eco-friendly, seasick Tulane grad who is good in the garden.

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Does fast-forwarding through the commercials while watching the CLIOS make me an elitist?

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My health insurance includes vanity vision so post-game press conference glasses are covered. Sally Jesse Raphael red or Swifty Lazar large?

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Mental Health Awareness Month should be in March, not May. So much wasted free advertising. #MarchMadness