Samuel R. Wing

I'll become a pro no matter what it takes! Just you try and stop mw!

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

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тнє яυввєяιzє∂ нєяσ:

ѕєησя ѕтяєт¢н

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ʙɴʜᴀᴏᴄ | ʙɴʜᴀʀᴘ
ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ| ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
#ʙɴʜᴀʀᴘ ¤ #ᴍʜᴀʀᴘ

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

//AAAAAA

[𝗠. 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗼 @AcidicDancing]

AHHHH

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

//We never stopped loving that bodacious redhead of yers :3

[ᶠᵉᵐ 𝑲𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 @RockSolidHero]

♦: I am SOOOOO sorry y'all seemed to adore this tweet, only for me not to do interactions off of it. It was supposed to just be a dumb joke post. 🙏🏾

BUT! Seeing how many people apparently still looooove Kiri, I'll get back active again! 💕

[ᶠᵉᵐ 𝑲𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 @RockSolidHero]

The same dick won't work twice! Not anymore; I ate the 𝐺𝑅𝐼𝑃-𝐺𝑅𝐼𝑃 𝐹𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑡.

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

Maybe for most.

But this American's built just a wee bit different~

[ᶠᵉᵐ 𝑲𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 @RockSolidHero]

The same dick won't work twice! Not anymore; I ate the 𝐺𝑅𝐼𝑃-𝐺𝑅𝐼𝑃 𝐹𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑡.

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@RockSolidHero //You're a total GOAT for spreading awareness of this.

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //ACK

That's a lot of history all gone! 😭

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //Repugnant Psychotic Germ

WHAT-

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //KATAMARI DAMACY

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Follow @wario64 and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @AspyrMedia. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot Would she allow said head to be rubbed ever so tenderly? All good cats deserve the best headrubs~

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //I can't get that image out of my head now

Ro crawling around like an actual orange cat and somehow being startled by a cucumber-

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot

[Pokemon TCG Restocks & News @PokemonRestocks]

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✅ Follow @PokemonRestocks
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#Pokemon #PokemonTCG

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //Hope all of you guys keep in touch!

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //I wouldn't know because I've yet to go to a con lol

I'm hoping TFCon LA will be my first!

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot //Aw, I NEED to hit up a swap meet or flea market again!

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot Wasn't it headpats that she finds degrading?

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

@DrakainaNoRiot Worth a shot.