Mr Thatch Esq.

I'm a hobbit in man's clothing

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@indykaila I don’t have a dog in this fight, but most comments to this are the problem with modern football.
For real change to happen the whole football community should back a legal challenge, rather than point score.

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

“And that, Perry the Platypus, is why I created the ‘Wank-anator’!”

[Ash @ashwxrya]

Opening lines simply do not get better than this

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@farmgirlfunny The only way to do it…

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@farmgirlfunny Nice and slow? Please hurry it up. We’re making a real mess of things right now…

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@AnilKandola @shaunconnolly85 @ManUtd “If he wants to quit, how does he think the fans feel” - Haven’t we all as fans got frustrated and said things as a knee jerk reaction? Like when my kids play up and I say I could put them in the bin, I obviously won’t.
It’s refreshing to see a manager reacting as we would.

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@Lea_EFC Wasn’t it the same ref too..?

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@screenrotpod Well that’s Chromeo ruined for me now…

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@FabrizioRomano Why is nobody mentioning his tree covering half the screen..?

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@fkaspicymaa Smoke two joints by Sublime…

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

Tonight’s Spotify shuffle whilst walking semi sober through east London: cannibal within by @AmigoTheDevil perfectly blends into thine planetarium by @rjd2. Suits the walk perfectly

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@ChefReactions I’m always going to recommend Session 9

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

List of sirens I’d succumb to:

1) @joshkiskza

Everyone else is getting an oar to the face

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

Taylor Swift makes music I expect to hear in Matalan

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

Hey @AsdaServiceTeam - just had our delivery turn up half an hour late, and missing 10 products (11 items). Tried to fill out your refund page on the website, and been rejected.
Any chance your driver can check in the back of his van for our items, as I can’t afford to pay twice

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@XanozIchimonji Dwight… everyone else (in the main) are awful.

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson Good luck dragging him away from his 72nd holiday of the year, love…

And also, no thanks. #GeneralElectionNow please

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@youlooklikeamom Is this a deleted verse from Sloop John B?

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@mufcMPB Jesus… Was Ighalo busy or something?

[Mr Thatch Esq. @SenorThatch]

@youlooklikeamom And skip the “animals holding their breath” foreplay?! You, madam, are a monster! And now here come the insults…