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I want to be a fry cook on Venus.

[. @Senor_Thomas]

I can’t take Lamar seriously. He can’t wear this in week 1!

[. @Senor_Thomas]

#NeverForget

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Someone smarter than me please explain why @K1 doesn’t already have this nickname? #pistolshrimp

Amazing Pistol Shrimp Stun "Gun" | World's Deadliest https://t.co/XYR2SiiRR4 via @YouTube

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Very much enjoying the #stayhot Royals on FS1 w legend of legends @DTrainMLB in the booth

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Not worried about the bullpen as long as we have Geb Z Romulus and Remus slinging dippin dots at home games all year

[. @Senor_Thomas]

The last 24 hours for the Royals

#TheNightIsDarkestBeforeTheDawn #o73.5

[. @Senor_Thomas]

@JoshChavis65 @gordonkeith

[. @Senor_Thomas]

They should change the name of the Pebble Beach Pro am to the Josh Allen invitational

[. @Senor_Thomas]

The 2024 Chiefs https://t.co/ArNiOXXmro via @YouTube

[. @Senor_Thomas]

@buccocapital @gordonkeith the year is 2030. The Hologram Johnny Cash AI Eras Tour is on pace to be the first tour grossing $1T. Parking at Jerry World 2.0 for the event costs $5,000

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Or

Cc @MeLlamoDutch

[Unsinkable chowder @bagsflyfree6]

What if I told you, one man, had two of the greatest roles in cinematic history

[. @Senor_Thomas]

First bud light pounder ever featured in a NYT thumbnail. And I’m gonna be honest the timing feels suspicious

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Photos: Joni Mitchell played her first headlining show in 23 years on June 10 at the majestic Gorge Amphitheater in George, Washington. Her appearance had the air of a comet’s return: rare, breathlessly awaited and well worth camping out all night. https://t.co/0v463O9uL9

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Impossible to take a 3 year old into any store and not walk out without buying them something.

After spending my whole life not really understanding the random shelves of merch lining the queue to the checkout register… I now realize it’s one of capitalisms most heinous acts.

[. @Senor_Thomas]

Hard to believe how blessed we were in 2022. Merry Christmas everyone.

[. @Senor_Thomas]

@j_riley12 @BFW And wearing miss st gear. A true method actor

[. @Senor_Thomas]

There is only one antidote after your wife hosts book club on a full moon.

[Marty Mush @martymush]

I can't believe Kansas Vs Duke is going to be a must watch game next week. In Football