Sammich 🌯

* Sam/SB ~ Enby Squad ~ Zeph'aeratam Enthusiast ~ Orym Protector ~ Half-Elf Bard, Tiefling Cleric, Baby GM *

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

Updated version of "Titles you may use to refer to me":
- Burrito or SB
- They/Them
- bro/bruh
- dude
- buddy
- sir
- your majesty
- dumbass
- lil bitch
- king
- fam
- Supreme emperor of the galaxy, first of their name, guardian of dragons and breaker of rules

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

https://t.co/Ku54EETsE0 follow me over on the one that's not a hellscape, before I deactivate here!

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

It's been the same with Scott and Jimmy :(

[keirie @4bdubs]

so we were robbed of scarian ON PURPOSE because of Youuu bitches 🤗🤗🤗💣💣💣 idc who they talk to but if they have to purposely avoid eachother js bc of these nasty viewers .. um

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@littlflyingfish @cactus_jinx @GinaGoesOutside Lol! Brilliant xD

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@astralleywright Gotta imagine jester would have had a BUNCH of his toys in her room growing up! Expensive imported one of a kind toys would SO be the kind of thing her rich mama woulda gotten her lmaooo but also what if that's also something that inspired her creativity as a kid 🥹😭

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@cactus_jinx @GinaGoesOutside Awww 🥰🧡 well she's still bringing joy to complete strangers! :3

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@cactus_jinx @GinaGoesOutside It really kicked off a whole thing 😂😂 we were laughing and coming up with more of these for a good hour at least 😂

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@cactus_jinx @GinaGoesOutside Had to share this with some friends and here are some winners we came up with 😂😂😂

[Chy @chyanne_erin]

me: i play D&D for the joy of it
me playing D&D:

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@lobster_sax He also has his solo series - but yes we still suffer lmao

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@GinaGoesOutside Had a friend in college who named her kitten Samuel L Catson 😂

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@cactus_jinx @GinaGoesOutside Lmao "gotta go home and feed mom" "mom pooped on the carpet again" "mom woke me up at 4am with zoomies" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@howtoraiseajerk @GinaGoesOutside Just perfectly roasted that's all!

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@soMuchtaken @theskizzleman Lmao!

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@thecherylt @samriegel Best song. BEST SONG. it's gonna be in my head for WEEKS. I can't wait for the soundtrack lol

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever gotten a natural 20 exactly when you needed it in DnD??

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

Lmfaoooo a queen an icon

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

So. My mom texted today to say her and my dad loved the first 3 eps of #TheLegendofVoxMachina Season 3… all I replied was, “sorry about the sex.”

Mortified
#LVMSpoilers

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@ShJakupi @scythlyven So true and so valid, but I also keep remembering how much the critter community stepped up with the kickstarter and went above and beyond, so I feel like even if Amazon want to stop the critters would still be into funding more seasons and CR would def still want to do it too

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@Frostpebble The wheeze I whoze 😂😂😂😂

[Sammich 🌯 @Senorit0Burrito]

@Berrymuttbb And they're so tall I- 😳😳