Jonathan Carlson

Here for NFL/NCAA football, Anime, and my favorite YouTubers. I also cook.

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X (Twitter) is a lot like football. You have to block to survive.

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@ATRightMovies "Dick Tracy"

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@Eromina_Mutairu "Mars, The Bringer of War" by Holst.

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@TheCinesthetic Dr. Chase: "You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a *dead* person?"
Dr. House: "We're going to cure her."
Dr. Cameron: "We're gonna cure death?"
Dr. House: MUAHAHAHAHA! ...doubt it.

Still makes me laugh to this day.

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@ATRightMovies 6/10.

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@cnnbrk Who will win?

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@LordOfTardaria Tank Conference wanting to pass such a rule but looking at the talent available like:

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@NFLMemes Comfortable pants lead to comfortable leads.

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@HawkEmDownChris Yes, I have. And I thank Wes Bynum every time- and @CameronNewton, too.
#WarEagle

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@HeyHomieItStink @VinnysCorner1 Darren Woodson was a safety, so I'm not considering him. (Did you mean Charles?) Rod Woodson had a second career as a safety, so grain of salt. Bailey is one I'd consider Revis level. I also think of Lem Barney, Night Train, and my favorite; Darrell Green.

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I'm glad some limited throwback merch is available, can I get the script "R" hat again? My favorite coaches all wore it.
#RaiseHail

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@AdamSchefter Okay, then.

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I'm convinced this "6-7" thing is some sort of Lovecraftian madness being introduced into the world. Nyarlathotep just flipping through a copy of "The King in Yellow" and deciding modern times call for modern solutions.

"6-7" is here to drive us all insane.

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@thecinemasnob It's alright, it's a little late to be making Insidious films anyway.

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@ATRightMovies Witness that!

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@NFLMemes Guarantee the photographer was like, "You know what would be cool..." and then had to hold in the giggles when he actually did it.

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@kylegriffin1 There's always one...

You know why our bowels void when we die, Kyle? Because God wants to remind everyone all who lived had something nasty inside them at some point.

Thanks for waving it around, I hope someone does the same when you go down for a dirt nap 100 years from now.

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The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone.

This is always how I will remember her.

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If we didn't know how much Dolly Parton was loved by America and the world, we do now.

#RIP

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@90sWWE Glad we had her as long as we did.

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@VinnysCorner1 Consciousness.exe has stopped working.