Captn’ Oblivious

My mind has an endless capacity for useless information.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

So proud of my younger brother.
He helped co-create this network. 🇨🇦💕

This is the one time I wish my account was larger on Twitter.

https://t.co/vz2svtw4mt

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

I’m on my way to Paris to meet-up with my aunty and she’s just told me about the protests and barricades 😅
Yes, I’m very far behind in the news because I don’t watch tv and don’t listen to the radio.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@Davepage88 I don’t know anyone of importance anywhere but your friend can send a complaint to the Canadian government. I don’t know if your friend lives here in the UK or Canada but the link should cover both instances.

https://t.co/DuQevUzA5D

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@YvisC I can’t find the scene but when these two realise their shields are down and they see the photon torpedo coming.
Freaking brilliant!

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Just saying, I’m here to help the peoples!!

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@YvisC 4th of July and Bastille Day! 🥳

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@Davepage88 Absolutely!!! Your stories not only boggle Simon’s mind but ours too!
Cannot wait to hear them.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@CNviolations Absolutely spectacular.
Seeing the ‘yay’ sayers squirm in their seats was a beautiful sight!
Love what she did for her people, what they all did for their community and right.
Just beautiful!

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

This still gives me chills.
Rise up sister, Rise up!
Rise up for you rights, your people, your culture, your freedom!
What she did is spectacular and I hope the cause gets heard.
Rise up!

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

The New Zealand government is pulling back on protecting Māori rights, sparking protests from indigenous lawmakers who oppose the decision with their traditional “haka” chant.

This is powerful.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

That smirk gives baby Rick Moranis vibes ❤️🥹

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

When the dentist is cute and you say the weirdest shit ever.

Case and point ⤵️

*Dentist tries to get dental floss between my seriously tight teeth*

Me: ‘It’s ok, I’m used to having men’s hands in my mouth.’ 🤦🏽‍♀️

Then I had to explain wtf I meant by that.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@DaveBlass It’s like high school never ended.
Watch a movie because you think you’ll enjoy it, not because someone says it’s great or whatever. I’ve seen blockbusters that were s*it and Indies that were amazing.
That’s what’s called having your own opinion.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

My friend started her message to me by saying that I look nothing like my mother.

My response: ‘😂 I’ve known that since I was a kid.’

First off, I have lips 🤣

I’m also mixed race and the list goes on.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Me doing my exercises.. 😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Gotcha! 😂

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

F*ing panic attacks! Argh! I don’t need this shit, specially not when I have my kids around me and I have to keep my shit together so they don’t worry about me.
It’s been an hour and my stomach still hasn’t settled.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@YvisC

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@DaveBlass Sadly most movies are forgettable nowadays. Yes there have been some really good ones but nothing really to quote. Most quotable movies were action or comedies. The only quote I can think of right now is ‘But did you die?’
Too many remakes doesn’t help either.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

Me! I’ll wear some for a special occasion but that’s it. I cannot be asked to cover my face every day. I don’t care how good it looks.
Every time I put some on, I cannot wait to get home and take it off.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Are there any females that do not wear make-up everyday? 🤔

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@SelfUpset If the rules are broken, they know the consequences. Taking a door off the hinges is the most obvious indication they did not listen.
The other choice is that they are not allowed in their rooms with their bf/gf.
But I still won’t hesitate to take that door off if need be.

[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

Love it 😂
Once the hole was done, I’d unlock the door and take it off the hinges, never to be seen again. 🤣
Kids gotta obey the rules in my house.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Mom saws down daughter's door 😳⁠
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[Captn’ Oblivious @SensNaturel]

@smoothmelanin If it’s like the picture: Wake her up gently, get the kids to bed and drive her home and pay her.

If my kids were still awake, running around the house, that’s a different story..

Ot depends on the situation.