Cody Horne

Wait, where are all the mean comments?

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 I remember @CoryelleThomas saying she plays Pokémon Go almost every day. I want to see her Pokémon knowledge tested.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy I'm Team Beth 10 seconds in. There's no reason to complain here. You always got to do what your wife tells you so she'll be happy. Every day off of school my mom always has a chore list for me and my sister.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm This date seemed all too perfect. Is there something you're not telling us, Bethany?

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy I'm honestly torn. I feel like it really depends on if they have kids and how they react to moving.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 The preceding #DateEmOrDumpEm was brought to you by men.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm I'm just as stumped. Got to be a friend zone issue.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm whatever the problem was he probably did it while he was sloshed and can't remember it.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 @JPonKX @CoryelleThomas @Husker_Nick My God, this guy sounds so entitled he makes Karens seem normal.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy I'm see Mark. If he already asked politely and the self-entitled bastard didn't listen then just throw hands. I mean actions speak louder than words don't they?

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm Holy crap I just realized, if Calvin and Kate get married, Amy's going to have to deal with that jackwagon as her brother-in-law! My condolences.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm I have just one question what the actual f***!

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 the details here are pretty vague, there's got to be something missing here

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy I'm Team Bud. But we can make a compromise by getting him some sport video games like Madden, FIFA, etc. Besides I didn't play sports for 7 years mainly due to a heart condition but I'm still pretty healthy.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy Sorry Travis but your wife is right. Men are always doing things they don't want to do so the women in their life will be happy. Besides you're not cleaning what are you going to do, more chores?

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm She's probably still living with her ex.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 Gonna have to side with Dan on this one. I've seen the Family Guy episode where Lois forces herself on Peter after he swears to abstinence and I'm getting the same vibes from this.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm Whatever the issue may be, it's something that he finds normal and she finds abnormal.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm "Never ran out of things to talk about," huh?

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #DateEmOrDumpEm
She saw right through his lie like a window.

[Cody Horne @SenseiBigSmoke]

@KZKX969 #CouplesTherapy got to side with Mark. Childbirth is one of the best things you can experience. Plus if he's not fond of it this time, he doesn't have to watch if they have another kid.