Alex Sensei ☀️🌴🍹

lvl36 | Plant & Cat Dad | Sorcerer Supreme | Pokemon Master | Druid | Elden Lord |
P(l)ump and Dum(b)p
Favorite position: 1st in MarioKart
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[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

“Some are born to enjoy illusions, others are cursed to see the truth.”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

[Owen @Owennfa]

HOT TAKE: If corporations only pay taxes on what's left after expenses, I should only be taxed after paying rent, groceries, and bills.

[Rudiamante_💎 @TheCorrinBrulee]

I’m such a flirt but if a man actually wanted to be my boyfriend and be exclusive I would lock the fuck in and give all my love to that man :3

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: Cannabis protects brain cells ─ not destroy them!

Decades of research show cannabinoids reduce inflammation and oxidative stress in the brain.

[Naz Reid Enthusiast. @NazReidMVP]

They booing that nigga Trump in Knoxville TN yea it’s wraps for them boys in the midterms bro

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

Old classroom pencil sharpeners.

Which one was better??

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs

[Pete Vroman for Montgomery County Executive @Vromanfo]

🚨BREAKING: Analysts are calling this the biggest protest in American history. It’s far bigger than any rally Donald Trump has ever had. This is Boston. Rallies just like this are happening in cities big and small all around the country. Let’s go.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

200 BLACK AND 15 WHITE PRISONERS FOUND DE@D AND BURIED IN UNMARKED GRAVES BEHIND A JAIL IN JACKSON MISSISSIPPI 😒🚨👀👂🏾🚨👂🏾🚨👂🏾🕊️

[Lindsey 🇺🇸🐝 @50Luckydog]

Divine intervention caught on dash cam.

[PokeBondo @Poke_Bondo]

Yesterday morning we had a very polite customer come to the door. Maybe I should have asked for his autograph? 😂

[goma @soigomaa]

PETA is strangely missing from this conversation

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

lock in, accept the loneliness, and fix your life. no one is coming to save you.
your life is 100% your responsibility.

[fffffffff @ubaba35481]

ทำไมตอนนั้นไม่ตั้งใจเรียนลูกเสือวะ😭😭​

[𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙞𝙖𝙢 𝙊𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙖 @s_aconite]

They ate babies.
They raped toddlers.
They trafficked teens.

That's not funny. Epstein is not a meme.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults who worship an orange pedophile that this person would implement sharia law