shadō

recovering perfectionist

[Satoshi Kon Knueppel @Biyombonesaw]

The most famous Greek person in the world right now is a man of African descent with the last name "Antetokounmpo"

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

the human body was not designed to endure two tinubu tenures in one lifetime

[shadō @Sensei_Zucchini]

@RefilweSeboko But they also divorce heavily.

[shadō @Sensei_Zucchini]

@mxniquejade_ But they also divorce heavily.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Oh to have a president that has classmates. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Just look at what NTA is posting.

First Lady harvesting “Ugwu” leaves.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"With the way this government is going, I may not even be alive to contest the 2027 election. Every single thing I do for a living, this government is deliberately frustrating. I face frustration every day. They recently locked my car at the airport."

—NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi

[Chris Ani @iamchrisani]

If a bokoharam supporter is against you...then you are the right candidate

[Barbir @Alex_Barbir]

If only Nigerians themselves could farm and garden without being beheaded or shot :)

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

It has changed with this generation.

There has been a reawakening of men. Men are getting less foolish.

I have apartment, car, this and that. You that I want to toast, what do you have to offer to improve my life. That’s the general thinking these days.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Who took fuel from 250 to 1600?
My father?

Stupid boy.

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

You donate money to UK charity to support children in Nigeria. Bro we have watched House of Cards, we know what it means

[Chuka Gregory @CUdeachara]

@dammiedammie35 Tomorrow person go come out and say because he did not come out to protest he is working for APC, this PVC sensitization and all that will hit this govt harder than any protest

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

you people won’t believe he was arrested by the DSS.

[ifetobii🤟🏾 @ifetobii]

@thejacobsss @mykeloloni Oh, i said this on Monday to one of my guy!😂

[Okikiola @GuddyBamidele]

I find it really weird that all my life in Church i was told that when you pray you also take actions
If you pray to pass you also have to read
If you pray to get rich you also have to work
But somehow we are told to pray for Nigeria and not hold our leaders accountable

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

😭😭😭💔

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

terrorism-related deaths in Afghanistan since 2025 till date: 486

terrorism-related deaths in Nigeria since 2025 till date: 4,654 deaths linked to armed groups and over 3,000 kidnappings.

Nigeria is actually worse than Afghanistan.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Easy to talk down on unemployed people until you lose your job.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

My bro, if I don’t have & you are my friend and I can’t ask you then why are you my friend.