Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!
My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1985 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” and that's probably my favorite story ever.