and so I grab the bear by the throat, look him right in the eye and I say BEAR u have til the count of ZERO to put some pants on and apologize to the president
When Covid started we briefly stayed with a family friend who would let the animals outside during the day to roam free. Worst heartbreak I’ve ever suffered was walking home from the bus stop to find that my Belle had been run over. Keep your cats inside where u can protect them.
@lizzo Ok I have to ask u this because I’ve always wondered, have you ever written any instrumental sheet music for a flute!!! We need a flute album stat
@kimpetras@jennasarahh Those people are jealous of the high status level of fish that you’ve acquired. They’ll get there, we just have to pay it no mind. ❤️
“My ex broke up with me so I broke into his house and forced him to speak to me” is actually so fucking insane and it pisses me off that if a straight guy said this none of them would have laughed the way they did