Sensha

Admitted media-phile and avid people-watcher. Named 'Most Profane Friend'.

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When I die, I want to come back to life as a kitten tummy or a puppy paw.

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I think I can rock a calculator watch. What do you think? Am I rad enough?

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Just realized its 4pm and I haven't eaten yet today...no wonder I'm pissed and lightheaded. Just thought it was me being.........me.

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Mondays Jack and Kim Bauer reunion makes me cry like Renee of the FBI.

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@HolyPug that is so damned sweet.

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Just punch me in the face now. http://short.to/4xmd

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Just tested my blood sugar against that of my lunch mate...mine was 191 points above theirs. I can't look at a carbohydrate ever again.

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I'm totally stoked that I got the newest National Geographic...The She-King of Egypt! Yeah, nerd alert, what are you gonna do about it?!

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@justinbsane You are my hero!!!! That rules!

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At the bus stop I just got a 'shout-out' 4m some dude in a white Audi. Gross. "Hey baby, u wanna ride to work?" My response: "I'm AT work".

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@eddiemeehan Is that because you don't know the root words or because you don't get any?

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People are already bugging the shit out of me and its not even 8:30 yet. Its going to be a long day.

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Remake of 'Barbarella' directed by Robert Rodriguez...yes!

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BroZillian- Male version of the Brazillian wax. I think a man should have a goetee on his junk.

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Its midnight and I'm up listening to Morrissey...ah...apparently I'm still that 12 year old girl inside (I think I must have eaten her).

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@LydiLumps Does that mean it was time for the humans to get freeekkayy?

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I discovered a hole in our laundry room the size of a tennis ball where sunlight is clearly visible. A rat? A bird? A teeny-tiny burglar?

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Jon LaJoie is going to be in Sacramento next week but I can't go because it's the same night as '24'.

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Is Abba the first band on everyone's MP3 player? Cuz' I wake up to 'Fernando' almost everyday.

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Strawberry, Confetti Frosting, Chocolate, Confetti Frosting, Strawberry, Confetti Frosting, Chocolate...yessss. http://short.to/45ss