Miranda Gray

[Neeks @NeeksQuamina]

5 years ago today I asked my Twitter crush out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.

She said no, both times, so here's a random couple from Google...

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

@realDonaldTrump This is such an ugly thing for anyone to say let alone the top person whose duty it is to protect & defend Americans. Blaming this on forest management but not climate change is like blaming hand soap for the flu instead of the virus.

[Pasadena Fire Assn. @PFA809]

Mr. President, with all due respect, you are wrong. The fires in So. Cal are urban interface fires and have NOTHING to do with forest management. Come to SoCal and learn the facts & help the victims. Scott Austin, Pres IAFF 809. @IAFFNewsDesk

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

Grayson Dolan posted a picture UNAWARE that there was a wildfire.. YOU on the other hand posted a dead body on a platform for millions of kids to see.. i suggest u don’t come for anyone for making a mistake when the things you’ve don’t KNOWINGLY are disgusting. thank u, next

[xavier @xvvvier]

the AC in hotels are a different kind of cold

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold a bucket of candy for them. i’m not allowed to have any myself. but i expect many pats for my services. and those are just as sweet

[Miranda Gray @Sensitivesquish]

@grav3yardgirl

[Miranda Gray @Sensitivesquish]

Using two of @JeffreeStars eyeshadow pallets to do my unicorn makeup for a Halloween party 🦄 🎃 👻 🦇

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed

[Lex 🎨 @madeyewlook]

https://t.co/9wmH5sVrO1 💀 NEW VIDEO 💀 RT if you also love Nightmare Before Christmas! Clothing is also painted on 💀🎃 I CANNOT BELIEVE I MADE IT! The video exported at 7:59pm, HA! 😆

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

exactly one year ago. a package arrived for me. and little did i know. that inside. would be the very best stuffed fren. anyone could ever ask for. happy birthday sebastian

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

LMAO what is this 😂

[Miranda Gray @Sensitivesquish]

@NsomniaksDream I love this so much I kinda want it tattooed on my body so I could look at it forever

[Lex 🎨 @madeyewlook]

This new year, or maybe even starting after October, I really want to continue to expand my skills. I’m really looking forward to some different series on my channel, and making props to go with my makeups. Learning new things makes me extremely happy.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have locked myself in the bathroom. do not ask me how it happened. because i don’t have that information. hopefully. my stuffed fren sebastian. has already called. the proper authorities

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human. wants to learn how to take a pup on a walk. it was determined. that i am the perfect candidate. to show them how it’s done.. we’ve gone up and down our little street. several times. and have only gotten super tangled once. so it’s going really well