Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸

30 | Anime | Games | Archaeologist

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

Wanted to try this trend!
@IsaaCorva #crowPosting #crowCanvas

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

Do you guys like my wallpaper

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

You guys are so fucking lame lmfao get the fuck over yourselves

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Going on dates with a girl and paying every time and being a gentleman then finding out she used to fuck guys at parties in college if they brought her a white claw meanwhile she’s trying to play the “get to know me!” game.

Extraordinarily radicalizing moment for young men.

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@kogsin Good luck!

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@DeemoIsOnline Welcome back (I know you've been back)

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

My ex asked me not to do this. There were signs I should have left early on lmfao

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that sht

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@kogsin Stay away from CeraVe for now. They have a lawsuit going on rn I think regarding their products being carcinogenic

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@kogsin Eboy gaming roster but I'm only hopping on my pc once a week and doom scrolling while I sit at my desk and do nothing 😩

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

So many games out there and my friend deadass asked me to hop on Destiny 2

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@kogsin

[ᴋɪɴɢsᴛᴏɴ 💭🎼👻✨ @kogsin]

@SensualSauuce You play DBD Valorant and League youre used to awful games so lock in

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

My brother hasn't texted me in weeks and I get this

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@HeySeuss_ That's a dope little set!

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

The World Cup has been so good for chronically online sports fans

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO NON-WATCHERS THAT THE U.S. WINNING THE WORLD CUP WOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST DEVESTATING THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO EUROPEAN SPORTS FANS

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

After doing some research America winning the World Cup would be an extinction level event for the rest of the world

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

After doing some research America winning the World Cup would be an extinction level event for the rest of the world

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

LMFAOOOOO

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

@kogsin

[Jason 🐦‍⬛🎸 @SensualSauuce]

My mom is heavily suggesting I go fuck around and find a girlfriend. I think she just wants a grandkid but idk how to tell her there's no roster, I'm not any dating apps, and I'm kind of fine being single because I'm super stable rn 😭😭