Going on dates with a girl and paying every time and being a gentleman then finding out she used to fuck guys at parties in college if they brought her a white claw meanwhile sheβs trying to play the βget to know me!β game.
Extraordinarily radicalizing moment for young men.
every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha
I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO NON-WATCHERS THAT THE U.S. WINNING THE WORLD CUP WOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST DEVESTATING THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO EUROPEAN SPORTS FANS
My mom is heavily suggesting I go fuck around and find a girlfriend. I think she just wants a grandkid but idk how to tell her there's no roster, I'm not any dating apps, and I'm kind of fine being single because I'm super stable rn ππ