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[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

They said Olodo Uprising.
Not Olodo Origin Stories.

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

Flying Toke Makinwa and over 1,400 useless delegates to Dubai was apparently affordable.

But sponsoring a few of Nigeria's brightest minds to China to represent the country at an international mathematics competition was not.💔

Fvcking retards!

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

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[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

“By all means necessary, you must have electricity. If I don't keep this promise & I come back for second term, don’t vote for me!”

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

We have a president, 36 governors, 109 senators and 360 reps.

But we don't have a government.

[Tony Ajah @tonyajah]

Peter Obi is the Problem of this country. Whether you like it or not, he’s the reason why APC is performing poorly.

Otherwise, why has he become APC led government’s official response to everything.

300 students kidnapped in their dormitory at 2am.

APC Response: Peter Obi never developed Anambra.

30 soldiers ambushed and killed overnight.

APC Response: Peter Obi did not leave any money when he left office.

200 farmers slaughtered on their own land by bandits.

APC Response: Peter Obi is not popular in the North that’s why bandits and terrorists are killing people.

200 schoolchildren abducted in a coordinated attack that took planning, logistics, and weapons nobody is investigating.

APC Response: Peter Obi will never be president of this country. He does not understand how to play politics.

140 million Nigerians living in multidimensional poverty. The worst poverty figures in the country’s history.

APC Response: Tinubu built men. Peter Obi has no structure.

30 million children are out of school. Thirty. Million. Children.

APC Response: Peter Obi has been jumping from party to party. Very unstable man. He lacks leadership skills.

A church is attacked. 80 worshippers kidnapped in the middle of service.

APC Response: Peter Obi built only 19 roads in Anambra. Not 20.

A mosque is bombed. Scores killed. Body parts recovered from the premises.

APC Response: Peter Obi wears black every day. Every single day. What kind of man wears black every day? He does not understand fashion. He does not understand Nigeria.

The naira has collapsed. Fuel is unaffordable. Food prices have tripled. Electricity is a rumor. Hospitals have no drugs. Universities are decaying. The roads are cemeteries. Corruption has become a celebrated culture.

APC Response: Peter Obi is a stingy man.

Trillions borrowed in two years. More debt than any administration in the country’s history. Nothing to show for it. No roads. No refineries. No power. No jobs.

APC Response: Peter Obi does not have first class. We cannot allow a trader to be president.

Trillions are missing from the Federation Account.

APC Response: Peter Obi and his Obidients are noisemakers. They don’t even have voters cards.

You ask them about the dead soldiers in Borno.

Peter Obi.

You ask them about the exchange rate.

Peter Obi.

You ask them what time it is.

Peter Obi.

At this point Peter Obi is not a man. He is a policy document. He is a budget defence. He is a press statement. He is the commander in chief. He is the official government response to every question this administration does not want to answer. Which is every question.

If a man they rigged out three years ago can live so freely in their heads, then there’s something about that one man that frightens them and one of those things is that they don’t understand how he was a governor for eight years without stealing a kobo.

They don’t understand why he does not share money yet Nigerians are singing his name everywhere they go.

They don’t understand the man. They don’t understand how operates on a class so high. They don’t understand the love. So, it scares them even in their dreams.

-KAA
#kaa_truths

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

you see how everyone is condemning the nonsense he said?
okpebholo fit dey him sitting room dey clap

[Saidu Imran 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 @Saidu_im]

Dead and alive.
Former or current.
Present or past.

Not a single Nigerian former governor, presidential aspirant, or polictian can call out the EFCC for a wrong doing and remain free the next day.

I Stan, re-Stan, and AfghaniStan you sir.

Nigeria will be OK Insha Allah.

[BIGGEST VIRG @StudentByNature]

So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

In 2023, this guy rode on Peter Obi's popularity and obidients support to win the HoR for Oredo Federal Constituency under Labour Party.

He was the first to move to APC and has now decamped to NDC.

Be watchful of snakes.

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

Please Retweet until she is found,She is still missing

Lalitha Mtolo

Since 26 February 2026 till now 💔💔💔

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A public officer has come out severally to say that he's not a thief.

And up till today, not one security agency has been able to refute that claim.

Peter Obi says he did not steal public funds, instead of those in power to use the instruments of power to prove him wrong, they resort to character assassination, bribery and weaponization of poverty.

If he's a thief, prove it and sue him to court and let him be jailed for being a theif.

You young Nigerians, you'll never see a man like Peter Obi in a very long time.

If he wasn't a threat to the corrupt establishment, they would not even bother discussing him on national TV, their platforms or through paid & hungry agitators.

He's rare and he's unique.

Attacking him makes him stronger.

If your conscience is clear and you want the best for Nigerians and Nigeria, you'll see this.

It's not rocket science.

You hate Peter Obi because he's not your regular politician.

And he doesn't want to buy your votes with money, bags of rice or beans.

Deal with it.

I am a Nigerian.

And I stand with a man that wants to make sure that things are done the right way.

Go and vote for Peter Obi and Kwankwaso for president and vice president.

And satisfy your good conscience.

End.

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

Please Retweet until she is found,She is still missing

Omphile Sethole

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology, we rarely lose our temper with the people who deserve it. We snap at the ones who love us enough to forgive us.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Don’t say anything, just bookmark this video and show at least 5 people before the end of today

CAN WE?

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

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[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Nigerian Police recovered someone’s car from robbers and sold it.

You can’t rehabilitate these guys. 🤮

[RbrnJerry @RbrnJerry]

My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved.

Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done.

Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens.

Please help and re-post 🙏

@PoliceNG

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable there’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is mental illness