One minute you’re a respectable railway employee. The next you’re cuddling a catnip banana on the floor.
Just a hardworking railway employee enjoying a well-earned emotional support banana. Nothing to see here. 🍌
I clime under blanky
I snuggles wif mama
Den Figgy come too
He purrs and he purrs
He sits on her lap
He wants to wach show
So mama take fone
And dey wach a show
Figgy be happy
He wach lots of shows
He fall asleep fast
And we boff softly purr
#FiggyWeallyLikesWachingShows
We be outside
Wen Fig spots intwooder
He puffs up his tail
I run to come see
A kitty unnoed
I puff and I spike
I growl and I yell
Mama shoo off da kitty
He skared by my fearse
I be upset
I cannot find calm
I yell and I growl
Mama takes me inside
It take long time
Til I be ok
CUPCAKES? I PREFER MINE PRE-SQUASHED. 🧁🐈
I spotted a box of cupcakes and immediately identified a serious problem.
The lid was far too flat and comfortable.
Naturally, I sat on it.
I believe this is what the FC is now referring to as “The Great Cupcake Incident.”
@FartyCheddarCat Cheddar yoos wike my cat Ziggy in dat you silly zany and a goofball too but dat not beeing meen dat iz kompliment and I ses it wiff wuv