Ian “The Magic” Johnson

I probably hate Patrick Mahomes more than you do | Chris Collinsworth is a loser

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

@quiscapalot Now you wanna complain against the refs when it’s against ur team💀💀💀

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

Government just ripped 1,200 bones from my first paycheck and I gotta spend $100 to fill up my tank each time. Why even try to talk to girls when I can just get fucked by the country ayyy #Fuckyou

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

First rack ever cooked. How the looking? #LANK
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P.S. feels nice not being a vegan sissy

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

I woke up to a crippling calf cramp laying in my own piss. Wow. I was way more tuned up than I thought. #allheart

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Did this trash ass bum really post plumbers crack on social media 😭😭😭

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If I have to sit through one more Victor Wetbananas free throw routine I might off myself

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Is it chill to post pictures of cool looking shits on here? #LANK

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I’m going to be telling my kids’s kids about how good the shit I just took felt

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Pretty hung this morning. Definitely going to have to go for the jerkoff method

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That shit wasn’t dirty at all, chill tf out Vassel. You are hot garbage

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Stephon Castles chin pubes look like a moose knuckle #squirt

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Spurs just playing like some straight thugs rn💀💀💀💀

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Give that bald 🥷 Caruso a fucking blank check tbh. He is bro

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@quiscapalot Ur a clown

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

Webmy just tried taking SGA’a dick in is ass

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

I seriously genuinely hate Victor Wetbananas more than anything on this planet. Flexing after dunking when u are 7’5 is some phag shit. If I ever see him it’s straight up on sight stg. I’ll climb him and beat on his forehead like fucking bongos. #dickbreath #lank

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

New Drake just dropped, fucking feed Jared already I’m tryna see some shit

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

Gotta love returning to my summer job and the first thing someone says to me is “phaggot” #bluecollar

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

Rudy Gobert, never shoot the ball unless it is literally a 0 ft 1v0. He’s got a Loft problem with his shot. Lack of Fucking talent is what I mean my loft

[Ian “The Magic” Johnson @SentinelPrime67]

Why do Iowa City boys take so many pictures with their homies at the bar. The last thing crossing my mind when I’m sitting with 10 fellas at BNC is to all stand up and take a flick. #phag