Accomplished Shopaholic

Future librarian, ask me about books with unhinged female protagonists, she/her

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

50 books by Black Authors: A Thread

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

A booktoker asked for Black horror recommendations, and even though horror is one of my top 3 favorite genres, I couldn't think of anything. So one of my 2023 goals is to read 50 books by black authors.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

It's been 3 years, and I have the same complaint, but now I'm additionally annoyed with people asking for "affordable" options. Bc the comments still name the same 6 stores or they say thrifting like thrifting isn't varied by location.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

I'm in a group for plus size cottagecore enthusiasts, and every other fucking post is someone asking where to get cottagecore clothing, AND every fucking time every comment names the same six or so stores that carry plus size at all.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

Also, my quilt square photographs really red, it is more maroon than it seems.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

New fabric for my dad's quilt backing also doesn't match. The old one is very red, the new one is very brown, and I really should stop buying fabric on the internet and go to a quilting store.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

I wanted to make her a tote bag, this is what I get for asking. 🙃

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

She is notorious for simply taking my things so I guess it's nice that she kinda asked this time? But this is such a younger sibling thing to say.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

@Ghosty02772504 @Karnythia Oh, and she said she was going to have to take the dog to a farther away Trader Joe's, not that she would leave her dog at home, that "they" would have to go to a different one.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

@Ghosty02772504 @Karnythia She had the dog in the basket, and it jumped from the basket into the freezer and peed. She acted like the employees were the weird ones for not knowing how to deal with a dog peeing in the freezer, had to pay for everything, and then said she was going to resell stuff the food.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

I thought the Starbucks boycott was because they're anti-union?

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

I'm gonna blame my insomnia. Hard to wake up at 6 when you didn't fall asleep until 3.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

I went to the doctor, was prescribed medicine, and when the doctor was telling me to take one with food, she said I could take the other about 3 hours later. She said, "Three hours later, like 9 a.m. you can take the other," and all I could think is, you're awake at 6 am???

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

Also when I called in, my boss said to go to a doctor, and I'm not sure if she meant in general or specifically for this absence bc I truly don't know how to go anywhere when I can't stand. I live on the second floor. I'm for sure not calling an ambulance.

[dale @abcdale_]

i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

Also when I called in, my boss said to go to a doctor, and I'm not sure if she meant in general or specifically for this absence bc I truly don't know how to go anywhere when I can't stand. I live on the second floor. I'm for sure not calling an ambulance.

[Accomplished Shopaholic @SeptemberFruits]

My back hurts so badly I can't stand so I'm crawling around my apartment, and my baseboards are really fucking dirty.

[JP @jpbrammer]

please run out of things to say about that bar sign soon

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Not having to pay for anything.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives