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[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
oh, this is a serial killer's house if ever i've been in one
"1 month later"? how long was i at work, jesus!
y'know, people often ask me, "what do you even do at that office?" and to that i reply, "yes"
stop fucking trying to tickle me!
I'm new to being a blob, I used to be a child
you've got hiccups, you're sneezing, you probably just shit yourself
oh no, they're gonna find my hentai... and my sudoku! don't finish that, that's MY sudoku!
I dont know what it is, but it wants MY ass
that's terrifying! i hate working, i want to die!
i'm gonna say to you what the french say to each other every day: fuck you
non-obstacles in my way and I STILL cant get past this
why are you doing this to me? don't you have a family that loves you?
jesus christ, subtlety thy name is sean
ah shit, i gotta hide from stuff? oh brother...
okay, inspecting... inspecting... inspe- it's taking me a long ass time to look at your knees
i have my own way of doing things. some call it madness, i call it maybelline
you know what I call that? weaponized autism.
poptarts in a microwave? what are you, a psychopath?
ah! flashbanged by some aliens!
holy fuck, being an asthmatic 35 year old baby back bitch is not good for you
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