Chica del suburbano

Mza🍇🍷, Arg🇦🇷 ⭐⭐⭐campeona del mundo. Lista para todo. Amo a los perros y a los gatos más.

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[kat @yslnadi]

When someone tries to manipulate me, but I've already survived a relationship with a narcissist.

[Bélgica Pelicot @Belgicapelicot_]

Para mí un hombre que te vuelve a escribir aunque no le hayas respondido, es un macho alfa.

[lara @larabert0li]

Yo y algún profe de algo

[Sr. Weed @SrWeedSmoker]

- Dios: “Crea la marihuana”
- Humanos: “La hacen ilegal”

Dios:

[. @deityofnightt]

not receiving a message is also receiving a message

[FAIRY @thisdecfairy]

how I actually want my man to react when I am mad

[miya @miyarah_]

no puede ser que mi vida dependa de mi, yo tengo sueño

[S @666_____sg]

Cosmo y Wanda creen que uno es pendejo

[★ @wynrosei]

Anne Boleyn was accused of adultery with five men, including her own brother. Historians and modern scholars widely agree the charges were almost entirely fabricated by Thomas Cromwell, who needed her removed so Henry VIII could remarry. She was executed on May 19, 1536. Her marriage to Henry was annulled two days before her death — meaning she was executed not as Queen of England but as a commoner. Henry attended a jousting tournament the morning after her beheading. He announced his engagement to Jane Seymour the following day.

[next @amomulhelouca]

um pau duro nao diz nada, mas uma buceta molhada reflete o coração e anseio mais sincero

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Going out smelling like perfume & weed:

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

yo cuando al final la solución SI era dormir bien, hacer ejercicio y tener estructura/horarios determinados

[aaron  @aarontsuarez]

un día sos joven y al otro día queres una olla doble para lavar menos

[Agos @agoosbruno]

ayer salí de la facultad y me fui a lo de mi abuela, la tipa me estaba esperando con un pastel de papa. Me quedo a dormir, chusmeamos, miramos su serie coreana y hoy me despierta con un café con leche y una banana. Cuando me voy me dice “gracias por venir a visitarme, te amo”

[Revista THC @revistaTHC]

lástima que es lunes

[rea se qiere matar @667kcals]

¿difícil dejar a un hombre? amiga, difícil es dejar el azúcar y la harina

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

así se siente la vida cuando logras algo sin contarselo a nadie