Dylan Clark

Avowed Reddit lurker | Bradley Wright-Phillips enthusiast | Pop punk aficionado

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Got rear ended at a red light tonight, but walked away with her number. Ayyyyyyyy

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Of all the Scandinavian guys who almost speak English with no accent, Peter Schmeichel is the most almost no accent of them all. I won’t be elaborating.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

May the spirit of Siphiwe Tsabalala guide the feet of Bafana Bafana to vanquish Mexico today.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@Peter_Bukowski Peter Bukowski the Lions just tripled the Packers point total against the Browns and achieved victory, unlike Green Bay, who failed to win their game.

Is this three-score victory impressive or is this nothing? I eagerly look forward to learning new mitigating factors from you.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Peter appears to define a convincing win as 14 points since he claims GB has one over the lions

They defeated the packers by 14 in wk 4 of 2023 but it appears that packers team wasnt good enough

They defeated the bucs on the road in 2023 by 14 but I bet that doesnt count either

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

The most convincing win against a good team in the Dan Campbell era was Week 18 last year vs. the Vikings.

Outside of that, they don't really have that signature ass-kicking of a good team.

Packers already have two of those ... this year. One against Campbell!

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@Peter_Bukowski Peter Bukowski was this a convincing win? What mitigating factors allow you to disregarded beating the Ravens on the road in prime time?

I eagerly await your response.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@Peter_Bukowski Peter Im afraid you abandoned me but I am not done I know you will read this though and keep hiding

Since we pick and choose when a team is good/bad I will also point out the win over Denver they were the hottest team in the NFL at 6-1 in their last 7 with wins over KC/buffalo

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@Peter_Bukowski Oh well then if we can define it all on “not really a good team BACK THEN” then I will simply define the lions as an 11+ win team starting week 2.

Week 1 was so long ago! They weren’t a great team all the way back then!

MLF remains signature winless, according to your rules.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@DetroitOnLion Jeremy, big fan, first time caller.

Can you explain, or do you know, how Penei could surrender no pressures and only get a 66 pass block grade? Is there any onion layer to peel back before discovering it’s just vibes?

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@Peter_Bukowski The Bucs won a playoffs game lmao

Indeed, it appears the only opportunity for a signature win occurs when two 14 win teams match up in week 18 so I am sorry the lions were 0-0 when the packers beat them. It no count 😔 LaFleur remains signature winless.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@benhorner13 I have long established record and platform of being pro-community and pro-little treat.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

This is just like that. I don’t have a kid in the Danbury school system and likely never will, but by supporting my local pto I can invest in the “soft” structures of my community that will help it grow. It’s not a lot, I can’t become some mega doner, I can just do my part.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

If you knew anyone who worked for region 15 you were drafted into the youth vote army. Voting for gov’t representatives was important, but voting for the budget meant your friend’s mom (and eventually my own mom who went on to work in the district) would keep their job.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Hi everyone. It’s really important that you vote today no matter where you are, but I want to point out another important thing to do today.

It’s very important to empty your wallet of small bills in support of your local polling stations bake sale.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Anyone who follows me from Southbury and Middlebury will remember how hard it was to pass school budgets in the 2000s in Region 15. I remember the confusion I had about it. My 5th grade teacher doesn’t have chalk and the budget still can’t pass? Why? How?

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

My polling place is an elementary school, and the bake sale was run by the PTO. Supporting organizations like this, even when you have no child in the school system, goes a long way in setting up your community for success.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

It’s about time America got its time in the sun with LA 2028. Not enough American culture being experienced out there in the world

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

@TheMagzatron The way you organize your tokens is going to give me a stroke

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

There she goes by Sixpence None The Richer and She’s so High by Tal Bachman are about the same girl. I will not elaborate.

[Dylan Clark @SerDylanClark]

Now check out the ESPN BET gamble-thon on ESPN 2 where we’ve boosted the betting odds on who the next player to be banned for life will be.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

San Diego Padres infielder Tucupita Marcano has been banned from baseball for gambling.

According to MLB, Marcano won only 4.3% of the 231 MLB-related bets he placed.