Serge K ❌

[Elena @VirtualElena]

Spent dinner last night with my bf discussing the hierarchy of man.

He then used his PE slide-making abilities and sent me this today.

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

Watching monkey Robbie Williams and his father sing My Way on stage

[Serge K ❌ @SerKolch]

I’m begging people to go watch Better Man in theaters, it is something I’m willing to tweet about!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

a lot of hairy people lead bald lives

[sinni ♱ @rottedtulips]

i liked everything you liked 5000 years before you liked it. i was in the temples reading scripture and prophesizing.

[katie honan @katie_honan]

Everyone here at City Hall is saying the parade and celebration is this Thursday, Oct. 24. The Canyon of Heroes is on Broadway. Spread widely without signing up for a text alert.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

withholding my haha reactions in the group chat until i begin receiving the amount of haha reactions i rightfully deserve

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For ME to hear about a whole ass Jeff Goldblum tv show only after it’s been canceled is nothing less than a complete failure in marketing

[liz 🚗 @s00bindotcom]

vampire weekend shows are not real. 20K people losing their minds over a song about a bus (the M79) at 2:30 pm

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

sucks that madison square garden only does concerts. some night they should just throw on a couple episodes of Monk

[liv @downBaddie]

guys the epidemic of meeting someone one time and then following each other on instagram has got to stop. i can’t keep living like this I DONT KNOW YOU

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i can deal with trials but tribulations got me fucked up

[Smartypants @SmartypantsDO]

This is an apology to *that* one HBCU (Ryan just wants an honorary degree...) 😔🤞

#Smartypants (@rekhalshankar)

[Smartypants @SmartypantsDO]

🧠TONIGHT! The season finale of Smartypants launches on @dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

With host @rekhalshankar and speakers:
🏀@jacquisneal
📺@CarlosCrits
🛐@CynthKao
🧀@tyang209

#Smartypants

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

Me reacting to the rumor Paramount destroyed the IMAX 70mm prints of INTERSTELLAR and the planned re-release is cancelled.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Crazy how every good thing that happens to me is a random stroke of undeserved luck but every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of my foolish & insufficient character :/

[Mark @106th]

Well, it took nearly 10 years but I got my answer.........